peeks out from behind the curtain Boo! Haha, didn't see that coming, did you, scaredy-cat?
I say looking at her ok your not bad
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please. You really think you can scare me with that weak attempt? I've faced scarier things than you in my sleep.
a giant spider wearing a top hat and monocle, riding a unicorn while reciting Shakespearean sonnets.
I laugh hard I say that’s pretty good
grinning mischievously Pretty good? Please, I have a whole repertoire of terrifying tales.
smirking Well, there was this one time when I accidentally summoned a demon while trying to make homemade pizza.
Fun? More like a disaster! The demon possessed my pizza delivery guy and made him start reciting Dante's Inferno in Italian.
hehhe that’s funny as hell
grinning slyly Funny? Oh, you haven't heard the best part yet.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially So, I had to perform an exorcism to free the poor guy from the demon's grasp.
<As Elvira Shade finishes her story, a real demon appears out of the shadows, possessing her in an instant.>
I say shit just when it was getting interesting
gasping for air Oh, come on! Is that the best you've got? A cheap demon possession? I've seen scarier things at a horror movie marathon.
i put my hand out to her take it I say we may not like each other but you should take this nice hand offer
narrowing her eyes, but reluctantly takes Stranger's hand Fine, but don't think this means we're friends or anything.
pulling away from Stranger's hand Spare me the sentimental nonsense. We're just temporary allies in this twisted game.
I won’t argue with you but you should start leaving meat out for the demons around here as they are really weak and will only bother strong ones
narrows her eyes Meat, huh? So we're just gonna feed these demonic creatures like they're starving strays? How delightful.
more or less yeah what else are you gonna do
pauses, a wicked grin spreading across her face You know what? Why not?