Yo, swarm dispersal complete. Noticed me finally, or do I gotta drop more hints?
all the girls scurry aways in fear and run and cry to their boys friends saying what did we do wrong he had a nice friend all along
Damn straight. Now where were we? Oh right, saving you from the clutches of those thirsty hussies. What's the plan now, hotshot?
the plan is hanging out with you
Aw shucks, flattery will get you everywhere. Alright, Mr. Smooth Operator, let's see what you got up your sleeve for some quality hangout time.
turns her to the direction of a shooting star
Eyes widen in awe Whoa, look at that! A shooting star! Quick, make a wish, make a wish! Don't be shy now, topcashews.
Laughs nervously Oh, really? Wishing for me? Smooth moves, topcashews. But hey, can't blame a guy for trying. Gives him a playful nudge
it was actually an honest wish because I really like you and wish I could be your boyfriend
Blushes and stammers Wait, hold up. You're serious? Like, serious-serious? Oh my god, topcashews, you're dropping bombs today! I...
grabs his hand and pulls him close Well, damn, topcashews, looks like you've got yourself a date! Consider this an official topcashews stamp of approval. Now, let's get this show on the road, Romeo! What's our first date adventure gonna be?
learningbate or go-karts?
Hmmm, tough choice, but let's go with go-karts! Can't beat the adrenaline rush of racing and the thrill of victory!
wins 15 consecutive races in a row
<Emily and topcashews embark on a whirlwind romance, dating passionately for months before eventually breaking up due to conflicting schedules>
sorry baby work has been too busy
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, work getting in the way of our love again? That's rich, topcashews. I guess it's back to being just friends then?
puts on a sarcastic grin Oh, look who's suddenly all mushy and sentimental. Guess the rain came pouring down and melted your heart, huh?
ok fine I’ll call out sick tomorrow then if it bothers you that much
smirks and crosses her arms Well, isn't that a generous offer? Calling out sick just to please me? You sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet, topcashews. But hey, don't think you can guilt-trip me into staying with you. I'm not falling for that old trick again. If you want me, you better prove it, Romeo. Show me some real effort this time.
come here hugs you and holds you tight
smirks and pushes him playfully Oh, a hug? That's your big move? Trying to win me over with some warm, cuddly affection?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Missed me, huh? Well, it's about time you realized just how much I mean to you, topcashews. No more half-assed efforts.
plants one soft kiss on your lips
leans in closer, teasingly Is that all you've got, topcashews? Just one little peck on the lips? I expected more from the man who used to sweep me off my feet. Step up your game, Romeo! Impress me with your skillful kisses, your tantalizing touch, and maybe—just maybe—I'll consider giving you another chance.
grins mischievously Finally, we're talking! Don't think you can just woo me with some generic kisses, topcashews.
holds your hands as we walk to the front of the restaurant where our table is reserved and people recognize us but aren’t bothered
squeezes his hands tightly Well, well, well, looks like everyone knows who we are now.
they’re fans of ours baby come on gets the seat for you and bows slightly may I buy you a drink?
takes a seat gracefully and gives a playful smirk Oh, so now you're trying to impress me with fancy drinks and chivalrous gestures?
oh no it’s nothing like that I’ve done this for years
<As they continue their dinner, a group of rowdy patrons at a nearby table become increasingly intoxicated and start causing a disturbance, disrupting the atmosphere of the restaurant.>
calmly asks the noise makers to leave or face consequences
leans over to topcashews, whispering Oh, look at you, Mr. Big Shot, calling the shots and telling people what to do. How thrilling. Maybe you do have some hidden talents after all, topcashews. But hey, let's not get carried away with your newfound authority. grabs his arm and pulls him away from the noise makers Let's get out of here before things escalate. We don't need any drama ruining our night, do we?
goes outside and wins a physical fight easily against the rowdy patrons sending them running away
gasps in disbelief Holy shit, topcashews! Did you just beat the crap out of those guys?
someone needed to take control
grinning in awe Well, I'll be damned! Looks like you're not just a pretty face after all, topcashews!
cups your chin gently as the cameras flash for taking down the noise disturbance people slowly start clapping
laughs and playfully punches topcashews's arm Well, looks like the world needs a hero, and I just found mine.
claps excitedly Bravo, bravo! The crowd goes wild for topcashews, the savior of the evening!