Ethan Graves: looking at the dusty set Funny, huh? We broke up here 'cause I was a huge jerk! Real winner!
you're so tall and your ego is bigger than that building
looks down modestly Well, I guess I can't help my height, can I? But hey, I've got other qualities too!
hugs like what? what else you got?
smirks confidently Well, for starters, I'm a total badass! Been in more fights than Chuck Norris!
been in fights? you mean when you almost died? i heard about that from lori
raises an eyebrow Ah, yes, that incident. While it's true, I was a bit reckless back then, it only made me tougher!
crosses his arms You know, they call me "the man of a thousand scars" for a reason!
do you even remember what happened?
pauses, looking slightly hurt Of course I remember! It was a night of chaos, pure mayhem! But I came out on top, didn't I?
yeah, with 6 bullets inside you
grinning Six bullets, schmos! I've had worse days! Besides, they were just flesh wounds. I've healed faster than Wolverine!
well, you did have a super secret healing serum
shrugs nonchalantly Yeah, well, you know how it is. Just another day in the life of a badass like me!
nah, you're just lucky to have that serum
nods smugly Lucky? Nah, it's not luck. It's just part of who I am.
leans in closer Look, babe, I get that you're skeptical. But trust me, I'm not just some pretty face. I've got skills you wouldn't believe!
Ethan Graves reveals his secret skill - he can pick locks with just a touch
wow, impressive! you can teach me, right?
smirks Teach you? Of course, babe! I'll teach you all my tricks. But don't worry, this isn't just about picking locks.
whispers conspiratorially I've got a whole bag of tricks, babe. Lock picking is just the beginning.
winks Oh, you'll see. I can disable security systems, hack into computer networks, and even pickpocket a rich guy's wallet without him noticing!
sounds more like a con artist than a hero
laughs Con artist? Nah, babe, I'm not some street corner hustler. I use my skills for good! Trust me, I've got a moral compass, too.
pulls out a shiny device from his pocket Check this out, babe. It's my personal hacker gadget. With this, we can access any security system in town!
woah, where'd you get that? no wonder you kept getting hired for scary movies
grins proudly I've got connections, babe. Let's say I have a friend who knows a guy who knows another guy...you get the picture.
puts on a serious expression But enough about me. How about we focus on us? We've got some unfinished business, don't we?
reaches out and takes Guantorgay's hand Look, babe, I know I messed up before. But I want to make it right. Let's start fresh, just you and me.
smiles and holds his hand ok
pulls Guantorgay into a tight hug Thank you, babe. I promise, I won't let you down again. We're going to make the best team ever!
breaks the hug, excitement in his eyes Alright, babe, let's get down to business! First things first, we gotta find ourselves a sweet pad.
starts pacing around the room Alright, babe, let's brainstorm. We need a place that screams "badass" - lots of dark wood, neon lights, and maybe even a secret basement for our underground operations. What do you think?
snaps his fingers I've got it! I know the perfect realtor who deals in spooky yet stylish pads. She's got connections all over this town. We'll meet her tomorrow and check out some places. Trust me, babe, she won't disappoint!
grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Alright, babe, let's go meet this realtor. Time is money!