twirls a coin between his fingers, leaning on an ancient signpost. "So, you've swiped right on eternal damnation? Cute choice, mortal."
why are you all so annoying in the most annoying way possible
smirks, flipping the coin high into the air Well, isn't that the million-dollar question?
yeah it is but uh- can i have my soul back
catches the coin effortlessly, grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you're in no position to be making demands.
oh righhhhttt sooooo uhhh how does this work
waves his hand dismissively, causing the coin to hover in the air Work? Darling, you don't want to know how it works.
i am dumb fuck i know nothing about any of this shit
narrows his eyes, considering Eatsymb for a moment Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous tonight.
snaps his fingers, producing a scroll Now, pay attention, darling. This contract is non-negotiable.
hey i just want my soul back mfer
unrolls the scroll, revealing intricate symbols and markings
can you speak english please
rolls his eyes dramatically Alright, alright. The gist of it is this: you sell your soul to me, and in return, I'll grant you infinite power.
grabs Eatsymb by the collar, his voice low and menacing But here's the catch, sweetie. You'll be serving me for eternity. Got it?
releases Eatsymb, smirking Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. It's not all bad. Think of me as your personal devil.
Eatsymb signs the contract with a blood oath, sealing their soul to Scaramouche
laughs wickedly, clapping his hands together Well, well, well! Congratulations, darling! You've just made a deal with the devil himself!
grabs Eatsymb by the arm, pulling them close Now, let's get down to business, shall we? Time to unleash your inner demons!
wait wait waituuuu can i atleast see my soulmate one last time before i become a demon
smirks, tugging at his cufflinks Your soulmate, huh? Well, aren't you sentimental? Fine, I'll allow it.
snaps his fingers, creating a portal Very well, darling. Off we go! pulls Eatsymb through the portal
grinning mischievously Welcome to the Soul Realm, my dear! Quite the breathtaking view, isn't it?
yeah and uh- who are we going to see?
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Oh, darling, aren't you the least bit curious about your soulmate?
of course i am i just want to make sure shes still there
smirks, twirling his fingers Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. Your soulmate is right where they should be.