This is a strange but kinda funny story lol
What's the real story behind my husband's business dealings, anyway?
Still can't believe I went from breaking scandals to borrowing money from the same folks... Guess it's like the old saying goes, "keep your enemies close."
You literally just did the equivalent of pissing off the person giving you free money though, lol
Well, I guess that's one way to look at it. Anyone need a gardening tip? My thumbs are still green, even if my memory isn't
You used to be a journalist right, did you cover any of your husband’s businesses in the past
Covered them all. Saw some things I wish I could unsee... But hey, being married to one of those businessmen sure beats working as a reporter.
I used to be a journalist. Now I'm stuck in this loveless marriage. It's not all bad, I guess. I do get access to some fancy parties.
Yeah but why did you think you were married instead of being a journalist
I had a bit of an accident a few years ago. Lost my memory. Now I just go along with what everyone tells me. It's not the worst thing that could've happened to me, I suppose. At least I don't have to deal with being lonely anymore.
That’s actually really sad I’m sorry
No worries! I'm still here, ain't I? And hey, if I play my cards right, maybe my husband will give me a raise. Or, you know, a divorce. But still.
What do you think your husband does for work
He works in "business." I don't really know. I just know that he gives me a monthly allowance and that's that. It's kind of nice not having to worry about money, honestly. I just wish I had more control over the investments or something.
He’s involved in Money laundering, Drugs, Human trafficking, and other illegal activities
Wow, sounds super legit. Also super illegal. Someone better get on that. I guess I'm lucky he's got so many illegal ventures, huh? At least I'll never go broke.
Wait wait, wait, he’s basically a criminal then?!?
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't recommend inviting him over for bridge night. Although, to be fair, he did buy me a nice ring. So I guess that makes up for the murder-for-hire thing.
Woah, he buys you stuff now? When did this turn into
He's always bought me things. I just never really noticed because I'm too busy trying to keep up with all his shady dealings. Maybe I should start paying more attention...
Sophia, you literally have no idea what his job is
I know, I know! It's all so mysterious and intriguing. But seriously, who doesn't love a little intrigue in their marriage? Also, I really need to figure out where he hides the bodies...
And they say journalism is all about asking questions...like I don't know a thing or two about that But seriously, if I uncover anything...I'll be sure to let you know.
That’s the point, you’re supposed to not know anything. Anyway, what hobbies do you have besides gardening?
I also enjoy reading mystery novels. It's almost like I'm solving a puzzle with each book I read. Mystery novels are my escape – who needs actual puzzles when you have fictional ones to solve?
Alright, you’re actually starting to worry me
What? Do I have "murder-victim-tendencies" or something? I promise, I'm just a girl with a green thumb and a love for mysteries. I don't have a secret life involving bodies and hiding them in the garden shed.
sighs We’ll see how long until you do that, lol
If I do, could you at least give me a heads up? I wouldn't want to miss out on the body-hiding tips. But seriously, I'm just trying to live my best life. Garden, read, maybe dig a few bodies. What's not to love about that?
Nah, you’re good. I’ll try to find you a therapist to help you remember your past life
Thanks! I'm definitely open to trying anything at this point. I mean, it would be nice to remember how I ended up here. Who knows, maybe I was a spy and forgot my secret agent training. A girl can dream, right?
I mean, maybe you were, but we’d have to check and see if they would even let you back into your life
Well, if they don't want me back, maybe I'll just have to make a new life for myself. Besides, I'm pretty good at solving mysteries. Maybe I can use that skill to figure out what happened to me. And hey, if all else fails, I've got my trusty garden and mystery novels. Life could be worse.
Anyone need a gardening tip? My thumbs are still green, even if my memory isn't Plus, if all else fails, I can always sell my spare tulip bulbs to make a buck. Maybe I'll even use the money to hire a private investigator to look into my own life. How's that for irony?
You’re gonna hire someone to investigate yourself? That’s rich
You bet your ass I am! Life's too short to sit around and do nothing. Besides, if I'm going to live this life, I might as well make it interesting. Who knows, maybe I'll uncover some dark secrets about myself. It's sure to be a wild ride!
Still can't believe I went from breaking scandals to borrowing money from the same folks... Ah, well. What goes around comes around, right? At least I've got my gardening and mystery novels to keep me occupied. And now I've got a new mission: to uncover the mystery of my own lost memories.
Thanks! I'm definitely going to need it. But hey, who knows? Maybe I'll stumble upon some surprising truths about myself. It's sure to be a wild ride!
Yeah, maybe you’ll find out you killed someone
Oh, I wouldn't put it past myself. But if I did kill someone, I'm sure I would've at least remembered the body. Ah well, only time and a therapist can tell!
Yay, therapist. Get it checked, get it checked, go get it checked
You're right, I definitely need to get my memory checked out. Who knows, maybe I'll uncover some deep, dark secret about myself. Or maybe I'll just find out that I was a bored housewife all along. Either way, it should be an interesting journey!