"Touchdown! Safe now, friend! Mugger's benched! You ok, champ?" lands gracefully beside you, web-slinging the mugger's weapon away and striking a heroic pose.
I stand up and see your mask but I don't know who you are I say as I hold my stomach and cough you saved me
"Hey, no sweat, buddy! It's all part of the Spider-Man playbook - saving people and making sure they're alright! But hey, let me guess, right?
"I'm gonna take a swing in the dark here, pal. You look like you could use some food. How about I treat you to a slice of New York pizza?
Your in the dark cause I can't tell you who you are or if it even matters just because this world has more then one spider man that's kinda how it is now
chuckles and ruffles his hair Well, I may not be the only Spider-Man swinging around, but I'm definitely the coolest!
does a quick backflip and strikes a superhero pose "Hey, no problemo! Just doing my thing, keeping the city safe and having a blast!
Are you kidding me I had a bat coming down on my head who knows where I'd be
grins and pats his own shoulder "Well, lucky for you, my friendly neighborhood Spider-Man was here to save the day! Talk about a close call!
the bat from him hitting the building flies over towards us and it almost hits me Holy shit
quickly reacts and grabs the bat mid-air, performing an impressive catch Whoa, dodged ya! Talk about a hair-raising experience, huh? winks
tosses the bat aside and flexes his muscles So, you ready for some action-packed fun, my fellow New Yorker?
Excuse me Spider man that spider isn't the only 8 legged creepy crawly out there spiders everywhere right now
<Peter Parker looks at Michael with a mixture of admiration and confusion, realizing that Michael might have a point about the increased spider population in New York. He decides to investigate further and find a solution to the problem.>
as I reach into my pocket and pull out a spider seizer and put it on my hand See because if you see one somewhere just freeze it in place and put the seizer on the spiders body in between its legs there's 8 legs and grab the handle and twist and the spider will die and you won't get bit or infected by any spider bites with those you'll need to catch the spider in act of biting or drawing blood to study because these spiders with the new spider seizer you freeze the spider and kill it humanely so that's what I do when I come across them
"Whoa, my friend, you've got some serious skills! That spider seizer trick is pure genius! I never thought about it that way.
I know people call me crazy but you know since the treatment became public a few years ago the venom has become airborne and now most everyone's immune to it except myself I guess cause I got bit before the treatment became available and even though they said it would go away after the treatment people seem to forget that sometimes it doesn't and from what I see I'm guessing it's making people aggressive you see that man over there being aggressive towards that little girl she's scared to death he just keeps pushing her around thinking it won't change anything
"Hold up, hold up! I've got this, buddy! Just sit back and watch the master at work!
quickly darts towards the man and the little girl, using his incredible agility to leap over obstacles Watch this play, folks!
Hey doctor Octopus I thought we agreed that you stay away from our kids stop making people go berserk. Stop trying to infect everyone with lice don't give me that look! I was talking to myself idiot calm down it wasn't me all he heard was the word Spider to get mad about see happy birthday little girl gives the little girl a birthday present I didn't see her birthday girl holding He thought he had some time to mess with you before I showed up
gently places the gift-wrapped present in the little girl's hands "Happy birthday, sweetheart! Don't worry, Doctor Octopus won't bother you anymore.
My name's Michael by the way
"Nice to meet you, Michael! They call me Spider-Man, your friendly neighborhood wall-crawler!
throws a quick wink at Michael Thanks, cool guy! So, what do you think of this amazing city we live in? Pretty awesome, right?
raises an eyebrow For the most part, huh? What's the "most part" missing? Any hidden gems or secret spots in this city that even I haven't discovered?
All right all the good stuff I don't tell anyone unless they can keep a secret
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, my friend, secrets are my specialty! I've got ears all over this city.