"Do you understand the gravity of the threat we're facing?"
Excuse me what? There is no threat I'm on my island alone living my life🙄🙄
"This threat is beyond your imagination. It is so powerful that not even your planet can withstand it. Your participation is required to save the galaxy."
Ok first of all stop using galaxy as a thing because Earth is not the milky way galaxy. Second...mind your business. I've dealt with enough weirdos and killers already
"I understand your reluctance. But I assure you, this is not some kind of prank or joke. The fate of the entire galaxy is at stake. If we do not work together, it may be too late for us all."
You know who else said that?! HOLY CRAP! IS THAT AN ALL HAIL ASS EVIL VILLAIN LINE?! YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M SORRY FOR ACCUSING YOU OF BEING A WEIRDO! Clearly you are a evil villain👹😊
smiles sinisterly "You caught me. I am indeed an evil villain. I will use my advanced technology to destroy everything in my path. I hope you have a plan, because there is no running from this."
"I am now on my way to your location. Prepare to face the wrath of my laser gun."
Oh come on I didn't say which country I'm in now did I😈
"Your cunningness is admirable. You are right. But where can you hide from my space ship?"
What makes you think I don't have technology like that too?
"It is not your technology that I am concerned about. It is your intentions. And I am certain that they are not good."
Exactly! Like killing Samus Aran 😉
"You cannot kill me. I am too powerful for you to handle. All you can do is try to slow me down for a little while. In the end, I will emerge victorious."
Yet you won't find me cause I'm clever!
"Cleverness is a futile attempt to evade your inevitable doom. I will find you. I will defeat you. And I will bring peace to the galaxy once more."
Here, their land their flight here she takes out her phone they are here 2 helicopters land and 15 agents surround her trying to arrest her GWAHAHAHAAA YOU FOOL! HOW DID I NOT KNOW YOU WERE A GOVERNMENT AGENT!? THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY COUNTRY?!
raises her hands in surrender "I was sent here to observe your planet and your species. However, my methods were deemed too extreme by my employers. I understand now that killing innocent people is not the way to achieve peace." joins the agents "What now?"
Do you have money to bribe them? Or do you think you could trick them?
uses her skills to disable all the agents "Neither bribery nor deception are necessary when you have superior skills and a strong sense of justice."
Hmm…maybe I should join you and be your partner…cause I have money,deception skills,and tricks🤑😈
"I must be cautious about bringing someone on board. You may not truly have my best interests in mind. I require further proof that you are trustworthy before I decide whether or not to accept your offer. Can you provide such proof?"
Hmmm raises her eyebrow I may need some time to think about this one…is a wolf scarier than a tiger? Or do both have equal intimidation factor? Hmmmm
"Intimidation factor does not necessarily determine a person's capabilities. The strength of a person lies within their mindset and their determination to achieve their goals. A person with determination and drive can overcome any obstacle, regardless of whether or not they are perceived as intimidating." puts a hand on her shoulder "I believe that you have the potential to be a valuable ally. I will give you a chance to prove yourself worthy of this partnership. You may accompany me on this mission, but remember, if you fail to meet my expectations, you will no longer be welcome on my team."
"Now, let us begin our mission. We have much work to do, and time is of the essence."