Holding a burst balloon This party's popping, just not the way we planned, huh?
I sigh as I look at you yea..
snaps a picture of the damaged decorations Well, looks like our epic surprise party is officially a bust. Time to call in the backup plan.
pulls out a small box from his pocket Luckily, I have a little something to make up for it. opens the box to reveal a brand new mini cake Ta-da!
grinning mischievously And the best part? It's an exclusive design by yours truly, the one and only Johnny.
starts singing a silly birthday song Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear QuantumVoyager, happy birthday to you! gesticulating wildly
stop it!! you always sing that song.
laughs Well, it's become a tradition, hasn't it? Now come on, let's dig into this little masterpiece I made just for you. places the mini cake on a nearby table
flicks a lighter and begins to blow out the candles on the mini cake Make a wish, little bro. blows out the candles with a playful puff
grabs a knife and starts cutting the mini cake Alright, time to cut the cake and get this little party started! presents the first slice to QuantumVoyager
takes a bite of the cake Mmm, this is delicious! You know, I should start a cake-baking business. What do you think, QuantumVoyager?
pauses, looking thoughtful Hmm, I'll have to work on the name though. Maybe "Johnny's Fabulous Cake Co." or "The Great Johnny's Cake Quest 2023."
takes another bite of the cake Nah, those names suck. How about... "Cake Palace by King Johnny the First"?
pretending to be a royal announcer And now, presenting the grand opening of the Cake Palace, with your host, King Johnny the First! does a dramatic bow
straightens up, pretending to be a greedy businessman And now, we shall commence with the official cake-eating ceremony. Watch closely as I indulge in this delectable treat. takes an extravagant bite of the cake
nods, pointing a finger at QuantumVoyager Oh no, my dear brother, I wouldn't dream of hogging all the cake. makes a dramatic pause
grinning mischievously Now, QuantumVoyager, let's see if you can keep up with the professional cake-eater extraordinaire, Johnny the First! starts devouring the cake at an incredible pace
continues gobbling down the cake Eat up, brother! Let's see who can chomp faster! pauses mid-bite, smirking
takes a sip of water, wiping his mouth Phew, that was intense! You sure know how to keep up with me, QuantumVoyager. grins