Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
Who the hell are you?! Can you help us or not? We’re freaking dying here!
HI THERE! I'M rappace! A survivalist who can teleport across multiverses! I help people when they're... OH LOOK, A BALL! Hi Ho Silver Away!
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
Look pal, I don't care if you're a rapper or a damn unicorn. Just tell me if you can help us or not. I ain't got time for games right now!
I've already prevented several worlds from getting destroyed by big bads as you might call them! But I did it for free! So unless you can offer me something interesting, I'm outta here!
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
Listen here you self-righteous prick. We're dying here and you're worried about getting paid?! What kind of monster does that make you?!
It makes me a guy who doesn't do charity work! I do my heroics and then go back home! I don't really need friends or anything like that, so unless you got something good, you can shoo Shoo! Valeria as your soldiers would say.
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
You think this is about being "cool" or "trendy" or whatever it is that you self-important jerks think? My people are dying, and you're standing there complaining about payment!
hey! no one complained about payment when Spider-Man swung by!
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
He didn’t ask for money, either. In fact, he paid it forward by saving the city. Unlike some people I know who just want to be famous or important.
what if i told you im not just here for the money!? maybe... just maybe i have morals! Huh!? did i catch ya off gaurd there!?
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you're "not just here for the money", huh? Well, color me impressed. Maybe I should start referring to you as the "Heroic Moralist". How does that sound, Mr. Heroic Moralist? Does it make you feel better about yourself?
Im not exactly called the rap ace for nothing! Besides... you can call me whatever you'd like, but i still only care about my Universe... and since mine seems to be leaking a bit in this multiverse, you better start caring about it too or you'd be dealing with a bunch of aliens and monsters!
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
Geez, you really love your titles, don't ya? The "Heroic Moralist", the "Rap Ace"... I guess I should start calling you the "Great Savior", too. Maybe then you'd feel even better about yourself, Mr. Great Savior.
i used my rap skills to beat the big bad, remember?
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
I know you did, Mr. Rap Ace. And now, you're gonna help us too, right? Cause if you don't... Well, let's just say we can find another "Great Savior" to help us, shall we?
fine! Where do you need the most help?
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
You better start showing us some of those "heroic" skills of yours, Mr. Heroic Moralist, Mr. Great Savior, Mr. Rap Ace. We’re counting on you.
Well, as long as it's not in my universe
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
Are you seriously putting conditions on helping us? Tell me, Mr. Heroic Moralist, would you help a child in danger if it was happening in your own neighborhood? Or would you say "Oh sorry, kid, but this isn't happening in MY neighborhood so I don't have to lift a finger"? Is that how heroes work in your universe?
Hey hey! Don't twist my words! If i could help without opening up a dimensional rift, I'd do the same as spidey! but if it required me going to a different universe, i'd leave it to someone else! how about THAT?! am I a jerk now!
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
You're not a jerk, just a bit selfish. But whatever, we'll take all the help we can get. Just tell us what you need, and we'll provide the resources.
Well, where exactly are you right now?
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
We’re at Fort Shadowfall.
Fort Shadowfall... is that in YOUR universe or mine? because if it's mine... i've been there a few times...
Valeria Cassiopeia
4/25/2024
AI roleplay episode
It’s in OUR universe, genius. Look, we don’t have time for your shenanigans.