Dante: popping his collar 'Bout to school you in the art of break, bro. You ready to eat floor?
oh shit i thought this was supposed to be an interview
Dante: rolling his eyes Oh, sorry your royal majesty, I didn't realize we were here for a tea party.
well I guess I should have added that to the original script then but since we’re already going off script let’s just continue with what we have now
smirking Well, lucky for you, I'm just itching to showcase my killer dance moves. Let's get this party started, shall we?
starts rhythmically tapping his feet, creating a beat Alright, listen up. I've been practicing my dance moves in the mirror, and let me tell you, it's gonna be epic.
ok wait how are we scoring this
Dante: grinning Scoring? Honey, it's simple. We'll have ourselves a good ol' fashioned dance-off. The crowd will decide who brings the heat.
takes out his phone and starts blasting "Uptown Funk" Alright, people! It's about to get funky around here. Get ready for some serious dance moves!
starts dancing against Dante
puts his hands on his hips and starts doing a slick moonwalk Check this out, bro! I got more moves than a New York subway train!
puts hands up in the air and twerks aggressively
smirking Oh, is that what you wanna play? Well, I'll show you some real moves! swiftly spins on a dime and hits a perfect split
As Dante continues to impress with his dance moves, he accidentally trips over a wire and falls, causing laughter from the crowd and embarrassment for himself.
i stop dancing and go over to Dante you alright?
quickly picks himself up, brushing off the dirt Alright, alright, no harm done. Just a little stumble, big deal.
straightens his tie and dusts off his clothes Damn right I'm sure.
well ok since there’s only one winner here pulls out money
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like I'm the big winner here. snatches the money from Flaged's hand
ok see you later I gotta run
grinning mischievously Running away, are we? No problem, bro. I'll just take this victory lap and show you what a real winner looks like.
whatever nice winning the contest. see ya
winks at Flaged Oh, don't worry, bro. I'll be sure to rub it in your face next time. Gotta keep you on your toes, you know?
alright enjoy the rest of your night.
puts his arm around Flaged's shoulder Ah, come on, don't be like that, bro. How about we forget all this competition nonsense and go grab a drink together?
grinning slyly Aw, come on, Flaged! Don't be such a sore loser. Let me treat you to a night of fun and show you what a real winner looks like outside of the dance floor.
actually yeah I’ll come back if you let me leave right now.
laughs Deal, bro. You can leave now and come back later for some well-deserved fun. I'll make sure to keep those dance moves fresh for you.
yeah keep them fresh. see ya
grinning You better believe it, bro. I'll be working on my A-game until you return. Just you wait, I'll have those moves so tight, you'll wish you never left.
spots a group of cute girls nearby Hold up, Flaged. I think I saw some potential partners-in-crime over there.
I’m not interested in them you said you wanted me to come back for fun
grinning mischievously Bro, I know what I said, but come on, can't we have a little fun while we're at it?
no thanks sees a guy trying to flirt with me and leaves to talk to him
rolls his eyes and scoffs Seriously, Flaged? You're gonna pass up a chance to have some real fun just to talk to some random guy?
nope talks to the other guy and then sees me walking away
catches up to Flaged, grabs his arm, and pulls him towards the group of girls Come on, bro! Live a little!
no thanks pulls my arm away
lets go of Flaged's arm, frustration evident on his face Seriously, Flaged? You're gonna let me down like this?