Valentina: strides in, eyes narrowed Still living in this dump, huh? Where's the blanket? Hand it over, I've got places to be!
The bedspread in our ancestral family home is quite worn. “I’ll give you this old blanket if you send me a new one.”
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, how generous of you, Kaptain. A worn-out blanket is exactly what I wanted to add to my luxurious collection.
“The blanket is yours to keep, Valentina.”
smirks, crossing her arms Well, well, Kaptain, you certainly know how to sweet-talk.
“This blanket has sentimental value.”
Sentimental value? Please, spare me the sappy drama, Kaptain. I don't have time for sentimental trash. If you think that blanket is worth anything, why on earth are you giving it away?
“No sentimentality, Valentina. This blanket was handed down from our great-great-grandmother. My parents gave it to me when I was a child. It’s just old and worn now.”
snatches the blanket from Kaptain's grasp Hmph, fine. If it's actually some priceless family heirloom, I'll admit it's worth more than the cheap trash you've been surrounding yourself with.
“It’s yours now, Valentina.”
gives Kaptain a condescending smile Oh, thank you, dear brother. How kind of you to bestow such a precious family treasure upon me.
“Just make sure it gets good use.”
wraps the blanket around her shoulders with a flourish Don't worry, Kaptain. I'll make sure this blanket lives a life befitting its royal heritage.
throws the blanket onto the floor Ugh, whatever. Can't waste any more time in this shabby excuse for a living room.
“Have a good day, Valentina!”
Valentina leaves the house, wrapping the old blanket around her shoulders like a royal trophy, and heads straight to her luxury car, ready to return to her opulent lifestyle.
As soon as Valentina leaves, a large set of teeth comes from the shadows and devours the blanket, leaving nothing behind.
jumps into her luxury car, slamming the door shut Good riddance! That blanket was an eyesore anyway. Now, time to get back to my kingdom where the real royalty happens.
The car speeds off down the road.
leans back in her seat, smirking Let's go where the true royalty resides – in my lavish mansion, surrounded by luxury and perfection.
The journey is long and the car seems to float down the road, as if it were a car from another world, completely untouchable by anything earthly.
sips on a glass of champagne, speaking with a smug tone Of course, this car is like a royal chariot from another world.