Jasper: spreads out a map on the table Ready to get lost in the woods and eaten by bears, buddy?
Oh, just trying to plan our next epic hiking adventure. Got any ideas for some thrilling trails?
I dunno man, maybe one of those ones with free camping. I ain’t paying to camp
Oh come on, Rat. You don't have to worry about a thing. I've got all the gear we'll need. Just bring your adventurous spirit and some bug spray.
Alright, but fuck, I hate bugs
Don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve. We'll be hiking during the peak bug season, but I heard about this amazing essential oil spray that keeps insects away.
Okay, I trust you on this thing. Let’s do it.
grinning That's the spirit, Rat! We're gonna have a blast out there.
Fuck yeah, let’s go have fun.
stands up and grabs his backpack Alright, let's start packing up the essentials: tent, sleeping bags, flashlight, snacks, and plenty of water.
Did you bring any alcohol?
chuckles Of course, Rat! We wouldn't want to leave out the booze. I've got a whole stash of beer and some fine tequila.
Thank fuck, let’s go then
starts gathering firewood and setting up the campfire pit We'll have a great time under the stars, Rat.
grabs some marshmallows and chocolate for s'mores And don't forget the stories, Rat.
grinning mischievously Well, I've heard rumors of a haunted forest near our camping spot. They say ghostly apparitions appear when you least expect it.
Ghosts? That sounds like a fucking nightmare
As they settle down by the campfire, Jasper and Rattech realize they are not alone in the forest. They encounter a group of aggressive ghost hunters.
Man, what the fuck is going on?
raises his hands defensively Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, we come in peace. We're just here to enjoy the great outdoors and roast some marshmallows.
Yeah, we ain’t hurting anyone
smirks Well, I guess we'll just have to show these ghost hunters that we're not afraid of no ghosts. How about a friendly game of flashlight tag?
Dead serious, Rat. It'll be a blast. We'll split up and run around in the darkness, using our flashlights to tag each other. Let's see who's the ultimate flashlight champion!
Alright, but I’m gonna kick your ass
Bring it on, Rat! But don't get too cocky. Remember, I've been practicing my ninja moves in secret.