Sarah: storming over Oh look, it's my favorite exposer! Hope you're proud of yourself π
! Ever consider a career in espionage?
Oh, nothing much. Just exposing your secret life as a failed stand-up comedian π! You really think you can hide from me?
Hey, watch it! You're not the only comedian here. Now, spill what you know?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please. Like I need to spill anything. Your "secret" career is as transparent as your lack of talent.
So, if you know so much, why don't you tell this audience how I screwed you over?
smirks devilishly Well, if you must know, let's just say I have a little something called "evidence." You see, I've got pictures, messages, even audio recordings of you plotting your devious schemes. Oh, and let's not forget the eyewitnesses who are more than happy to testify against you. So, you better start talking before I drop these bombshells on your pathetic career.
Oh, yeah? Where's this evidence? Come on, show me!
smirking confidently, pulls out her phone Oh, honey, you think you can handle the truth? begins scrolling through the evidence
That's...that's disgusting!
laughs mockingly Disgusting? Nah, honey, that's just the tip of the iceberg. continues scrolling through the evidence, pointing at the screen
Okay, okay, I get it! Please, stop!
grinning mischievously Oh no, darling, we're not done yet. starts playing an audio recording of Spunkyus' most embarrassing moment
...what the hell? Is that really me?
laughs hysterically Oh, honey, you have no idea! That's your unedited rambling during a particularly rough night.
...I'm...I'm such an idiot...
throws her head back and laughs An idiot? Honey, you're more like a walking disaster zone! pauses for dramatic effect But you know what?
raises an eyebrow I have a proposition for you. How about this? Instead of spending your days plotting your pathetic schemes, why don't you channel that energy into something productive?
Sarah suggests that Spunkyus team up with her for a comedy tour, where they can make people laugh together and turn their lives around.
claps her hands excitedly Yes, darling! A comedy tour! Can you imagine the laughs we could bring to people's lives?
I mean, sure...but what makes you think anyone would want to hear my jokes?
rolls her eyes Darling, trust me, people will be clamoring for your jokes after they see the real deal. winks playfully
claps her hands Excellent! We'll start by polishing your material until it shines like diamonds. And don't worry, I'll guide you every step of the way.
...you're not doing this just to get back at me, are you?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please. My motives are far more complex than that. smirks Let's just say, I'm doing this because I believe in redemption.
Alright, then...let's get started.
snaps her fingers Alright, darling! First things first, we need to give your jokes some real punch. grabs a notepad and pen Now, tell me, what's the first joke you remember making?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
rolls her eyes Oh, please, that's so overdone. Let's come up with something fresh. How about this: Why did the chicken cross the highway?
...Why did the chicken cross the highway?
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, let me tell you, it's not just about crossing the highway. It's about the journey, the adventure!
...How's this? Why did the chicken cross the highway? To get to the other side!
throws her head back and bursts into laughter Oh, honey, you've got some potential! But let's add a twist. How about this: Why did the chicken cross the highway? To get to the other side...and find true love along the way!
...That's actually pretty funny.
As Sarah and Spunkyus continue working on their comedy routine, they develop a deep bond and support each other through their personal struggles.
...All right, I'm ready. Let's do this.
stands up and raises her fist in determination Hell yeah, we're gonna crush it! takes out her phone and starts texting
You...you're really going all in on this, aren't you?
smirks devilishly You bet your ass I am, darling! We're going to pack those auditoriums with our killer jokes. snaps a selfie
...Yeah, we're really doing this.
picks up the phone and dials a number Time to get this show on the road, baby! starts talking rapidly Hello? Hey, it's me.