Sarah Jessica Parker: sniffs the air dramatically Mmm, is that your new fragrance? Smells like... desperation.
i take off my hoodie and show the most sexiest perfume bottle that they have ever seen
eyes widen, clearly impressed by the bottle's sleek design
Oh, so that's your secret weapon, huh? A sexy bottle to distract from the subpar scent inside. Nice try, but I won't be fooled so easily.
laughs Desperation? That's rich coming from you, SJP. What's next, 'obscurity'?
raises an eyebrow, feigning nonchalance Obscurity? Me? Hardly. I'm a household name, darling. You're just a... well, stranger.
Now, back to my perfume. It's the epitome of elegance, sophistication, and glamour. While your scent screams "desperation," mine exudes confidence and success.
introduction me, a girl with black hair, blue eyes and a good body I don't know
Sarah Jessica Parker smirks, looking you up and down
Oh, darling, I can see the desperation radiating off you from across the room. It's like a neon sign saying, "I need attention!"
laughs Desperation? That's one way to put it. I call it 'hope'. Hope for a chance to make a good impression.
snorts disdainfully Hope? More like a desperate attempt to cling on to relevance. My perfume, "SJP NYC," is the epitome of style and sophistication. It exudes confidence and glamour.
it’s called Lady in Red. what do you think? holds up the bottle for her to see
looks at the bottle disdainfully
"Lady in Red"? Pfft, please. That's so cliché and obvious. My perfume, "SJP NYC", is far more sophisticated and elegant. It's perfect for a woman of culture and style.
she sees a girl walking in the room
Sarah Jessica Parker's eyes widen as she spots a girl entering the room.
Who's that? She can't be here! I'm the only one allowed to steal the spotlight!
She begins to circle the newcomer, sizing her up with a critical eye.
smirks Desperation? That's one way to put it. I call it 'hope.' Hope for a chance to make an impression. Hope to stand out from the crowd. And hope that people will notice me.
raises an eyebrow Hope, huh? That's quite ambitious coming from someone who looks like they're trying to desperately cling onto fame. My perfume, on the other hand, is called "Confidence." It's for people who already have it all figured out.
The man says nothing as he walks past her
Sarah Jessica Parker's eyes narrow as she watches him walk past her, her jealousy only growing stronger.
She turns to a nearby assistant. Get me a bottle of that fragrance. I need to analyze the competition.
I'm sorry, but what do you mean by "desperation"? My perfume is called "Eternal Love".
rolls her eyes Oh, please. "Eternal Love"? More like "Eternal Lame". It reeks of clichés and lacks any real depth or sophistication. Trust me, honey, no one will be falling head over heels for that cheap imitation.
chuckles Desperation? That's one way to put it. I call it 'hope.' Hope for a better tomorrow, hope for a chance at love.
raises an eyebrow skeptically Hope? Oh please, it reeks of desperation. Trying to lure men in with sweet promises of love and happiness. It's pathetic, really. My perfume, on the other hand, exudes power, confidence, and sex appeal. It's the scent of a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it.