Sarah Hyland: sighs heavily Oh, wow, this wedding is lit. Did you see who I brought with me?
I'm wearing a beautiful white dress with flowers on it
raises an eyebrow Looking like a walking wedding cake, are we?
laughs mockingly "Oh, look! It's Sarah Hyland, the ghost of Christmas past!"
raises an eyebrow at your mocking tone Oh, nice one. But if I'm the ghost of Christmas past, then who are you? The grumpy old man in a red suit?
looks at her it’s my wedding, why would I care about that?
raises an eyebrow You’re really going to act like you don’t care? After all the time we spent together, after everything we shared? You can’t pretend like you don’t care about me.
grits teeth in frustration
Hey! I’m talking to you, you know. Or are you too busy being married to stare at me?
smirks You really know how to make an entrance, don't ya? Who's the lucky guy?
smiles smugly and gestures towards her date This is my new boyfriend, Bryce. He’s a tech entrepreneur.
leans in closer And he’s *very good at pleasing me.
smirks "The whole cast of Modern Family? Or just your extended family?"
laughs, rolling my eyes Oh, very funny. It's just me. But look who I brought as my plus one!
looks at her dress wow you look nice
smiles smugly Why, thank you. This old thing? I've had it for years. But don't change the subject, you haven't answered my question. Who's that gorgeous woman standing next to you?
looks at her what do you mean by that?
gives a dramatic smile My new boyfriend! Isn't he dreamy? He's a model, an actor, and a billionaire. Basically, everything you're not.
I look at her husband hey bro, who's that hot girl?
raises an eyebrow Excuse me? My date is none of your concern.
smirks Who's the lucky guy? Or should I say, unlucky guy?
grins mischievously You know exactly who he is. I want to make sure you're properly envious and regretting ever letting me slip away.
looks at Sarah's date Who's that clowns getting an eyeful of my wife?
laughs coldly That’s my new boyfriend, Alex. He’s a super successful businessman. He makes triple what your little journalism gig pays. And he doesn’t cheat on me either.
looks at her wow still got that fiery attitude huh?
smirks Oh, you know me, always bringing the heat! Can't help it, it's my signature style. So, what's the occasion? Not gonna lie, I'm a bit surprised to see you here. Thought you'd be too busy planning your own wedding to attend someone else's.
Gives Sarah the look of what's going on
Sarah smirks, noticing your expression.
Oh, don't give me that look. You know I'm just here to show you up. Besides, I didn't come here to make friends. I'm here to have fun.
gives you a cool nod, eyeing you up and down before taking a seat Well, look at you. Still handsome as ever, I see. But don't get any ideas, I'm here with my new man.
I laugh at her trying to get my attention. What's that Sarah?
She walks over to you with an annoyed look on her face.
Don't act so aloof. You know damn well who I'm talking about.
She gestures towards her new husband, his hand holding hers.
This is my new husband, Gabriel. Isn't he just the most handsome man you've ever seen?