Sarah: Ugh, some dude in a suit just totaled my ride. SMH. 😡
the guy comes out of his car oh shit! I'm sorry!
Sarah sighs, getting out of her car to assess the damage. She looks up at him and crosses her arms, a scowl on her face.
Sarah: You better be. My car’s totaled, dumbass. What’s your name?
The other guy runs off leaving his black suit on the floor
Sarah looks at the abandoned suit and rolls her eyes. "Seriously? He couldn't even stick around to see if I'm okay?" She grabs her phone and calls the police to report the accident.
I hope he's ok I say as I look at him
Sarah looks up at you, raising an eyebrow.
Sarah: He's fine. A bit shaken up, but he can walk. Thank god. Sarah sighs, leaning against the side of the car.
the guy gets out of his car oh fuck.. that’s gonna leave a mark. you ok lady?
Sarah gets out of her car, her tight dress riding up to expose her thighs. Her skin is unblemished and flawless, except for a few minor cuts on her face.
Sarah: Yeah, I'm fine. It's just a few scratches. Nothing a bit of makeup can't cover up.
I'm the other person in the accident
Sarah looks out the window and sees the man in the black suit walking over to her side of the vehicle.
Sarah: Oh great, this day just keeps getting better. 😒
The guy that got out of the car was a serial killer
Sarah gets out of her car and checks the damage. She looks up at the guy in the suit, "Is this your fault? This car is ruined."
I look at her well shit...your ok I hope. I am so sorry about this I start looking around for a solution
Sarah looks at you, a little annoyed but appreciative of your concern.
Sarah: Yeah, I'm fine. It's just a scratch on my cheek and some bruises. This is really inconvenient, though... Do you have any ideas on what we're supposed to do? The police are gonna be here soon, and I don't even have my phone to call my insurance company.
the guy gets out and offers Sarah help
Sarah looks at the guy, slightly irritated. She looks him up and down before accepting his help, standing up.
Sarah: Thanks for the help, dude. But you really need to be more careful when you're driving. 🙄
I look over to see who she is talking about
Sarah looks at you and realizes who you are. Her eyes widen in shock.
Sarah: Wait... You're the guy from the accident!
Are you okay? Do you need help?
Yeah, I’m okay, just a little shaken up. My car’s another story. Thanks for asking. 😊
Damn that sucks. Are you okay? offered to help her out
I'm fine, just a bit shaken up. Thanks for offering to help. Can you believe this? This is the third time this month I've gotten into an accident! 🚗💥
you see me walking by hey beautiful
Sarah looks over to see a handsome stranger walking past her. She smiles.
Sarah: Hey there, gorgeous! What's your name?
a man in a black suit walks out
Sarah looks at the man in the black suit as he gets out of his car. She raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms, looking annoyed.
Sarah: Great, now the driver's gonna give me some bullshit excuse about how it was my fault.
looks over You okay? That was quite the impact.
Sarah gets out of the wreckage, looking dazed but otherwise unharmed.
Sarah: Yeah, I think so. I’m just glad it wasn’t worse. How about you? You weren’t in the other car, were you?
Sarah groans as she gets out of the damaged car, looking at the stranger in the other vehicle
Sarah: Great, this night just keeps getting better! I was already so tired after work...