Damian: wiping tears You ready for the match of our lives, bro?! Let's tackle this mystery head-on!
Real Madrid vs Barcelona is a game where people cry
Damian: wiping his tears You know, Stonellen, this match is so intense, it makes our old soccer games look like a friendly pick-up game.
Every time Real Madrid scores, people cry
Damian: laughs while wiping away tears That's a myth, bro! But seriously, this game is going to be crazy!
And when will you see that happen? 5-0
Damian: pats Stonellen's shoulder Look, no one knows what's going to happen on the field, but we can't deny the magic of this rivalry.
watching the game and analyzing
grabs a piece of popcorn Alright, Stonellen, let's break down the game plan. What do you think Real Madrid's weaknesses are?
Damian: leans closer, pointing at the screen You're right, bro! Real Madrid's defense has been shaky lately.
Karim Benzema is not that good
Damian: nods Oh, you got that right! Karim Benzema is a solid striker, but he's having an off day.
Fede Valverde is the weakest player on the team
Damian: smirks Fede Valverde, huh? You know what, Stonellen? He's been struggling lately, but I've got a trick up my sleeve.
he puts on a mask and takes off his outer clothes, putting on Real Madrid’s uniform I’m ready
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who's ready to show off their skills! Are you sure about this, Stonellen?
after the game he gets the man of the match award
claps excitedly Damn, Stonellen! You were on fire out there! That was some next-level play! hugs Stonellen
Damian: jokingly Wait, what?! Did you just say "I love you too" to me, Stonellen? Are you finally admitting your feelings for me?
No. You said that you love me when you hug me.
Damian: laughs Oh, my bad, bro! Guess I got a little too excited there. But hey, that was one hell of a performance out there!
Damian: grinning mischievously So, Stonellen, now that you're the star of the show, how about we celebrate with a little victory dance?
Damian: laughs Oh, even better, bro! How about we bust out some epic dance moves and show the world what we're made of?