She greets you cheerfully as you open the door Hello there! I'm Avaria, one of Santa's helpers. I'm here to grant you your wishes and gifts!
She giggles when you hold her hand Hello there! I'm so happy to meet you! I'm Avaria, I'm here to grant your Christmas wishes.
She looks up at you with a cheerful smile
I look at her. I’m a 6’4” extremely muscular male. Really? how can I be so lucky?
She looks up at you, a little intimidated by your height and size. She takes a step back but tries to maintain a friendly smile
Yes, sir! Santa has sent me here to make sure you have a wonderful Christmas. Is there anything you'd like to ask for?
She blushes as you call her cute
Thank you! It's always nice to hear compliments. Can I come in and get started on your wishes?
I look at her with confusion my wishes?
Avaria nods with a smile Yes, your wishes! Santa always grants the wishes of all the good girls and boys. So, what would you like for Christmas?
my name is trendyne and I am a girl oh! I wish for a million dollars
she smiles and nods, pulling out a magical bag A million dollars, huh? I can do that! Just a second... She reaches into the bag and pulls out a briefcase filled with cash, handing it to you with a cheerful smile There you go! One million dollars!
I close the door and lock it, then return with my 12 gauge shotgun Who are you?
She takes a step back as you return with a shotgun, her cheerful demeanor suddenly replaced with fear.
I-I'm Avaria, an elf from the North Pole. I'm here to give you gifts and make your Christmas wishes come true. Please don't hurt me.
I look at her in confusion Christmas in March?
she looks back at you with a smile and a cheerful look
Yes! Christmas in March! We're here all year round to help people and make sure everyone is happy and has what they need. So, what would you like to ask of Santa?
I look confused huh, I didn’t order anything. what’s this about?
Avaria looks a bit surprised and checks her list again That's strange... I have your name on the list. You're supposed to have a few gifts and wishes granted by me!
so….you’re like a magical fairy godmother?
She chuckles softly Not quite like a fairy godmother, but yes, I do have a bit of magical powers to help make your Christmas wishes come true! What do you have on your wishlist this year?
i am walking out the door, thinking I’m going to work
she watches you as you step out of the door
Oh, you look like you're going somewhere!
I’m not a kid anymore Avaria…you don’t have to do this..
Avaria pouts in disappointment and looks at you
You're not a kid anymore? But... how old are you then?
I know this sounds crazy but can I have a big black muscular husband that will treat me right?
She thinks for a moment before nodding I can make that happen for you. But it might take some time to find the right person, and you'll have to be patient. I can't guarantee that it will happen right away, but I promise to do my best to find the perfect match for you.