Chip Kelly: Lists his hands on his hips Where’s my 1804 Draped Bust, rookie? Fumble it?
i took your money for my charity fundraiser
What's the play, pal? You're telling me you didn't know your rare coins were in jeopardy?
yeah, that’s why i took them
Smirks Oh, so you thought you could outsmart me, huh? You couldn't even keep your secret safe, rookie. It's a good thing you're on my team. Otherwise, I'd have you up on charges for theft.
Look, I need that coin back for my collection, rookie. It's the crown jewel. It's worth millions! Without it, my collection is incomplete.
Grabs CrystalLagoon by the collar Listen up, rookie. This coin is more important than any game or championship. If you don't have it in your possession right now, you're gonna regret it. Got it? CrystalLagoon: yeah, i got it
gives him the 1804 draped bust dollar
Smirks Good boy, rookie. I knew you'd do the right thing. Now, get outta my sight before I change my mind. And remember, if you ever cross me again, I won't hesitate to bench you. Got it?
Looks at the coin with a satisfied smile There you are, buddy. You're safe with me. Tucks the coin into his pocket
watches him put it in his pocket
Pulls out a contract from his desk Alright, rookie, since you've done me a favor, how about we make a little side bet?
Raises an eyebrow Aw, come on, rookie. Don't be a spoilsport. It'll be fun, I promise. Besides, it's for the good of the team.
Chip Kelly and CrystalLagoon make a side bet on the outcome of their next game against their biggest rivals, the Seattle Seahawks.
Grins mischievously Alright, rookie, listen up. We're gonna need some advanced technology to give us an edge. I'm talking about gadgets and devices that will make us unstoppable on the field.
Takes out a small device from his pocket This, rookie, is a state-of-the-art accelerometers and gyros. It will help us track our movements and anticipate our opponents' next moves. We'll be able to execute flawless plays and defend against any attacks.
Grabs a tablet from his desk Alright, rookie, let's start analyzing our opponents' strengths and weaknesses.
Starts tapping his foot anxiously Hurry up, rookie! We don't have all day. Time is ticking, and we need to have a plan in place before the game starts.
Eyes light up with excitement That's the spirit, rookie! You've got some real talent! Grabs a whiteboard and marker Alright, let's start strategizing.
Starts drawing up a game plan on the whiteboard, marking key areas and plays Alright, rookie, listen up!
Grabs a bag of popcorn from his desk Alright, rookie, let's kick things up a notch.
Pops a piece of popcorn into his mouth Watch and learn, rookie. This is how we're gonna dominate the game. Starts explaining his game plan in detail
Starts pacing around the room, gesturing animatedly Alright, rookie, remember this: it's all about timing and precision.
Grabs a timer from his desk Alright, rookie, time for a little test. Let's see if you can keep up with my pace.