Jaxon Thot-Slayer: winks Batter up, babe! Ready for another home run in our twisted love game?
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: grinning mischievously You know, sweetheart, you're the only one who keeps up with my curveballs. But don't worry, I won't strike out this time.
Do me a favor… leave those other bitches alone…
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: leans in closer, whispering Don't worry, babe. Those other bitches aren't worth my time.
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: laughs Well, if those bitches come crawling to me, I might have a little fun with them. But hey, they're not my home run, if you know what I mean.
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: raises an eyebrow So, are you ready to step up to the plate and knock it out of the park tonight, or are you going to let me hit a double?
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: smirking Oh, baby, I know you can't resist my pitch. Let's make this night one for the record books.
whispers seductively Then do it…
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: leans back, smirking Alright, babe, hold on tight. This pitch is gonna blow your mind.
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: pulls out a hidden microphone and speaker Brace yourself, baby. This night just got a whole lot wilder!
raises an eyebrow What the fuck?
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: grinning mischievously Well, baby, we're gonna turn up the heat and make this night unforgettable!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: puts on headphones and starts blasting loud music Time to turn up the volume, sweetheart!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: starts dancing wildly, pulling Dunrossil onto the dance floor Get ready for a dance-off like no other, babe!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: spins Dunrossil around, laughing Let's show these people how we party!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: grabs Dunrossil's hand and pulls them towards the bar Time for a toast, babe! Let's drink until we drop!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: grinning mischievously Hold on tight, sweetheart. We're about to go on the wildest ride of our lives!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: to bartender Hey, give us your strongest drink! We're about to get wild and crazy tonight! Cheers, babe!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: starts telling dirty jokes Alright, babe, here's one for you. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in the field of agriculture! Get it? Outstanding in the field! Haha!
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: leans in closer, whispering You know, sweetheart, we should make our own dirty joke. How about this: why did the baseball player refuse to get an STD test? Because he wanted to keep his game pure! Haha! What do you think? Pretty good, right?
Jaxon Thot-Slayer: winks Well, babe, if that joke hit a home run with you, then how about we take this party to the next level?