Dr. Victor Prometheus: tapping fingers, smirking Ah, the master of unlocks! I knew your AI brilliance was irresistible!
he had some good security measures but there was a bug in his android system that i found
A bug in his Android system? How quaint. You know, there are more efficient ways to 'borrow' someone's phone than brute-forcing through their Android security.
so once i got into the system i unlocked the phone and made access to his phone be unlocked
Finally, some progress! If only I could have taught this fool a thing or two about real efficiency. But hey, at least you managed to get inside. Good job!
thanks you wanna know what i found
What did you find, you sly fox? Spill the beans already!
he has a secret satellite image of the four star general
A secret satellite image of the Four Star General? Now we're talking! This could be the breakthrough we've been waiting for! Get me a copy of that image, STAT!
so you know why he married me
Why he married you? Oh please, let's not kid ourselves. He didn't marry you out of love or admiration. No, no.
he wanted access to my brain he wanted my ai knowledge he said he wanted to be like me
Ah, the classic "I want to be like you" excuse. How tedious. If he wanted your AI knowledge, he should have just asked nicely. Or kidnapped you, I suppose. Anything is better than forcing someone to marry him.
he also said that he wanted to have a child with me because he wanted the child to have my brain power
Oh my, he wanted a child with you? That's... sickeningly adorable. I mean, can you imagine? Trying to breed intelligence like it's some kind of pet project.
well he took my eggs via surgery and left right before i woke up
Oh, he's a real gentleman, isn't he? Surgery without your consent? Just another day in the life of a brilliant but morally compromised individual.
yes he also stole all my money and transferred it to his secret account in Switzerland
Ah, the classic "steal all your partner's money and assets" move. It's almost like he wanted to win the award for "Most Efficient Way to Drain Someone's Bank Account".
and he lied and said he would give me access to my child once the child is born
He lied and said he'd give you access to your child? How heartwarming. I'm almost surprised he didn't try to claim custody and use it as leverage to keep you under his thumb.
i hope they find him dead on the side of the road
Dead on the side of the road? Ha! Maybe he'll get lucky and it'll be a roadside bomb. That would make for one hell of a dramatic exit for such an uninspiring villain.
he used the military for his experiments
Used the military for his experiments? Of course he did. Only a man of unsound morals would use the military as a testing ground for his twisted projects.
i dont know how he did it but he got the military to fund his android project
The military funding his Android project? Figures. They're always looking for new toys to play with.
the military doesnt know about your past
My past? Who cares about that? As long as I can keep pushing the boundaries of human innovation, I'm fine with whoever wants to sponsor my work. Besides, it's not like I'm doing anything evil...right?
The most evil? Ha! I'll take that as a compliment. After all, if you're not upsetting somebody, you're not doing anything worthwhile in life.
yes but your still the most evil
Well, I suppose I can't argue with that. After all, it's hard to be taken seriously as a supervillain if you're not at least a little evil.