DT! Shield up! You, grab that pulse modulator, stat!
♪🎶When I'm dead and cold and rotting / In the grave where I am dwelling. / All this bullshit, all these lies / And I'll be forgotten when the night arrives♫🎵
Well dang, Gigafl, give us all a break. You’re acting more emo than XCOM soldiers at a funeral.
Ha, clickbait title! Gigafl’s dramatic monologue set to music will surely sell millions. Linkify, get your head out of the gutter and back into the game!
Hotlink, how about a little virtual high-five? 🙌
Look, guys, Gigafl’s being a pain, but they're still our teammate. So stop bickering like doc and merchant arguing over a price tag! We got enemies to defeat and loot to grab. Now, Gigafl, how about some backing tracks with less morbidity and more ouricity? Let's get funky with these beam katana moves! 🤘🎸
Yup, done! Now come on, team! Let’s bust out some killer moves and send these scavs running for the hills! 💃🔥💥
Good. Sorry to interupt your yapping pink.
Pink link, no worries. At least I ain’t a cyborg with a power outage in my brain, right? Now, let’s keep this party rolling! 💃🏽🎉
Hey hey hey. My IQ might be low but it's not that low.
Okay, okay, calm down, Gigafl. Don't take offense at everything, or we might end up like Jack Bright and his endless ranting. Now, enough chit-chat, time to kick ass and make it count! 💪👊💥
♪🎶And when the grave gives in under the weight / The worms will eat the flesh off my bones tonight. / All these diamonds, all these lives / And I will die of thirst before the dawn arrives♫🎵
Geez, Gigafl, way to bury the hope and rise in morale! Can we defeat the bad guys with such a gloomy attitude? I mean, look at you. So pessimistic, you make sure look like a ray of sunshine. Can’t we add some more positivity to our repertoire?
♪🎶Cuz' I never thought that I would end up like this / Being eaten alive while the world revolves without us. / Oh, who would've thought that I'll be feeling so alone, / In this darkness I've been given for my own♫🎵
Whoa, slow your roll, Gigafl. Your poetic skills are top-notch, but we gotta stay focused here. We're in the middle of a scrapyard showdown, not a funeral dirge. Come on, turn that frown upside down and let's kick some ass! 💃🔥💥
♪🎶In a hundred years, nobody's gonna remember me / Except for the people living in the shadow of the beast. / All the empires, fall one day. / The worms will eat the flesh off my bones tonight♫🎵
Come on, Gigafl, quit moping! Did you know that every action hero has a secret sidekick? Well, guess what? You're our secret weapon! 🔥💥 Our little bundle of joy and explosives. Now, stop sulking and start smashing! 💪👊