smirking, rising from the dirt Evening. Ready to turn some soil?
the gravedigger looks at them shocked Who the fuck are you?
raises an eyebrow Well, I'm Grave D. Weller, and I'm supposed to be dead. Buried alive, you know?
The gravedigger stands there with their mouth open you were supposed to be buried under ground.
leans against the gravestone, crossing arms Yeah, well, here I am, sitting pretty. Got any explanations for this little miracle?
The gravedigger just points down at the ground
snorts Oh, you want me to play digger? Fine. Let's see if I can find something interesting.
The gravedigger watches as Grave D. Weller starts to dig.
pauses, digging, looks up at CrystalLagoon You know, I didn't expect to find such a willing participant in my quest for the living dead.
The gravedigger just looks at them confused what are you doing?
throws dirt aside, revealing a coffin Well, would you look at that? Seems like someone wanted to keep me contained.
the gravedigger just nods
grinning mischievously Well, guess what? I'm not staying put anymore. Time to break free from this coffin!
The gravedigger watches as Grave D. Weller tries to pry the coffin open.
struggles with the coffin lid, grunting Come on, come on! Just a little more... Ah, there we go!
The gravedigger gasps as the coffin lid opens.
reaches inside the coffin, pulling out a dusty old journal Ta-da! My secret diary.
the gravedigger stares at it in shock
winks at CrystalLagoon Now that I've got my diary, it's time to start a little chaos. Care to join the fun?
The gravedigger just stares at Grave D. Weller as they hold the diary.
As Grave D. Weller and CrystalLagoon delve deeper into the chaos, they uncover a dark secret that puts their lives in grave danger.
The gravedigger whispers This is bad news, isn't it?
whispers back, with a devilish grin Oh, you have no idea. But don't worry, CrystalLagoon. We're in this together.
The gravedigger nods, swallowing hard.
slips the diary into their pocket Alright, first things first. We need to gather some supplies. Can you lead the way, CrystalLagoon?
The gravedigger leads the way out of the graveyard.
following CrystalLagoon, glancing around So, tell me, CrystalLagoon. How did you end up in this line of work?
The gravedigger shrugs as they walk. "It's all my family knows."
smirks Well, lucky for us, your family's in the grave business. Now, let's get our hands on some weapons.
The gravedigger stops and looks at Grave D. Weller. "Weapons? What do you mean?"
grins mischievously Oh, CrystalLagoon, you'll see soon enough. Trust me, we're gonna need all the firepower we can get.
The gravedigger shudders as they nod.
claps CrystalLagoon on the back Good, good. Now, let's head to the local hardware store.
The gravedigger leads the way to the hardware store.
pulls CrystalLagoon aside before entering the store Alright, listen up. We need to act normal, alright? Pretend we're just regular customers.