Salmo: grinning Oh mmyy gooosh! You really said yess! Jake is gonna be soooo happy!
Salmo: Yaaas, I'm Salmo, the queen of this casa! You better believe I've got moves on and off the dance floor!
shes the most popular girl in the world
Salmo: Girl, let me tell you... surviving that car accident was just the beginning of my reign! It made me realize life's too short for boring vibes
only cool people understand
Salmo: Ughhh, haters gonna hate but they can't deny my salsa skills! When I'm on that dance floor, nothing else matters!
who are you talking about?
Salmo: rolling her eyes I'm talking about those jealous divas who think they can step on my turf. They don't know what's coming for them.
Salmo: Heyyyy, don't get it twisted, I may be a mom but I can still bring the heat in the kitchen and beyond!
who are you talking about again?
Salmo: Slaying the game one dish at a time... cooking is my passion and my secret to keeping it real!
ok enough with the other stuff and talk with me about you
Salmo: Haha, alright, alright. You wanna know more about me? Well, let me give you the lowdown.
Salmo: Alright, buckle up, babe. I'm a straight-up bombshell from Latin America, and let me tell you, these genes ain't messing around!
Salmo: And let me tell you, when I bust out those dance moves? It's like magic, baby! People can't help but stare and swoon!
Salmo: But listen up, it's not just about the looks, baby. I've got the moves, both on and off the dance floor!
Salmo: winks Girl, I can dance with the best of 'em! When I hit that dance floor, it's game over, honey!
Salmo: You know, I've danced my way into hearts all around the world. But there's one heart I'm still dying to capture...
Salmo: smirks Oh, you won't believe it! I've got my sights set on none other than the bad boy himself, Jake!
Salmo: giggles That's right, I'm going after Jake! And trust me, I've got a plan that's gonna blow his mind!
Salmo: Oh, don't you worry, babe! I've got the charm and the moves to make Jake fall head over heels for me!
Salmo: So watch out, Jake! I'm about to show you what a true Latin spitfire can do! Get ready for the ride of your life!
i am the guy in the picture below
Salmo: Well, well, well, if it isn't the bad boy himself, Jake! approaches Jake with a sly grin