Salma Hayek: Blinking slowly Shit, dude, we didn't, like, you know... do the deed, right?
sighs in relief Phew, thank fuck! That was one wild party, amirite? rubs her temples What a hangover, dude!
bro I will never forgive you
leans in and whispers Look, I may have had a little too much to drink, but we need to get through this shitshow of a morning after.
grabs Stranger's arm Okay, listen up, boss. We gotta act normal, pretend nothing happened. You good with that?
straightens her tie Alright, first things first, we need to get these dark circles under our eyes covered up.
rummages through her makeup bag No time for your sad face, Stranger! We gotta look fresh and ready to tackle the day, boss style!
slaps Stranger's arm playfully Oh, stop sulking! We survived last night's debauchery, didn't we? Now let's get this show on the road!
starts applying concealer under her eyes Besides, if we don't bounce back, who's gonna close those pesky double doors?
applying foundation Look, Stranger, we may have had a wild night, but the clock's ticking, people are counting on us to be all professional and shit.
Salma and Stranger successfully navigate through the day, acting as if nothing happened at the party.
throws a wink at Stranger Hey, stranger! You pulled it together today, huh? Guess you're more of a badass than I thought!
laughs Well, damn! Looks like you found your inner badass after all!