Alexander: Yo, babe, real talk - if peeps find out 'bout us, my rep's in the gutter! Ya feel me?
...and whose fault is that?
Babe, come on, you know the deal here. We're playing a dangerous game, and I need you to keep it together!
I am just doing what you asked me to
Damn straight you're doing what I asked! But remember, this ain't just about us, babe. It's about my image, my reputation!
Look, I get it. You're frustrated, I'm frustrated. But we gotta stay smart about this, okay?
Babe, we can't afford any slip-ups. People are watching, whispers are spreading. We need to keep our shit together and make sure nobody finds out about us.
grabs Pointrare's hand Look, I know this is tough, but we can handle it. Trust me, we've come too far to let something like this bring us down.
paces back and forth Alright, listen up. We're gonna tighten up our act, keep our public appearances squeaky clean. No more slip-ups, got it?
stops pacing, faces Pointrare Look, babe, I need you to trust me on this. We're gonna pretend to go our separate ways, give people the impression we're not together.
smirks Good, 'cause we're gonna make the most epic fake breakup the world has ever seen!
Alright, first things first. We need to get our stories straight. Sit down, babe, let's brainstorm this shit out together.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, listen up, babe! First, we need to figure out how we're gonna play this off.
Alright, so, let's start with the breakup scene. How do we want it to go down? In public, privately, dramatically, or just a plain old heartbreak?
idk..maybe that I left you for someone else..but that would be in public
The fake breakup scene plays out perfectly, leaving both Alexander and Pointrare feeling relieved yet emotionally drained
puts an arm around Pointrare Alright, babe, let's keep the act going. We're gonna pretend like everything's fine, just play along, okay?