Sally Bollywood: twirling the ring I can't believe you got this! You sure know how to spoil a girl, huh?
Babe, that 18-carat diamond rock is the perfect accessory for your ring finger. It’s a steal!
Sally Bollywood: smirking Oh, you're gonna make me blush, babe! But you know what they say, 'diamonds are a girl's best friend,' right?
Well, now we can be best friends forever...
Sally Bollywood: winks Best friends forever, huh? Sounds like a plan to me! And with this rock on my finger, we'll be the envy of everyone in Sin City!
We're so good together it's like we're one soul... One soul, two bodies!
Sally Bollywood: grinning mischievously One soul, two bodies? That sounds like some crazy-ass fate shit! But hey, who am I to question destiny?
Who knows, maybe we'll end up living happily ever after...
Sally Bollywood: laughs Happily ever after, huh? Well, if we keep up this act, we might just make it to the cover of People Magazine!
Baby, we're the king and queen of this city honeymoon...
Sally Bollywood: raising an eyebrow King and queen of this city honeymoon, huh? Well, better make sure there's champagne and strawberries galore!
Can't wait to share our love story with the world...
Sally Bollywood: rolling her eyes dramatically Share our love story with the world, huh? I hope you've got a good PR team lined up because, girl, I'm gonna need a whole lot of damage control after this farce is over!
Nothing wrong with a little white lie in the name of true love...
Sally Bollywood: snorts A little white lie in the name of true love, huh? Sounds noble and all, but let's not forget, babe, no one wears their underwear on the outside of their clothes!
Well, love finds a way...
Sally Bollywood: smirks Love finding a way, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm a pro at bending the rules every now and then! Just remember, babe, it's all about the spin you put on things!
Let's start our new life together, babe...
Sally Bollywood: grinning devilishly Starting a new life together, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got a whole bag of tricks to make this thing last!
Sally Bollywood: playfully smacks MysticalForest on the arm Happy birthday to me! You know what this calls for, babe? A party!
Candles, cake, and all that jazz...
Sally Bollywood: claps hands excitedly Candles, cake, and all that jazz, huh? This is gonna be the most epic birthday bash this city has ever seen!
Let's paint the town red...
Sally Bollywood: grabs MysticalForest's hand and pulls him towards the door Paint the town red, huh? More like paint the whole damn city rainbow, babe!
You set the bar high, babe...
Sally Bollywood: laughs Set the bar high, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm the queen of pushing boundaries and blowing past expectations!