Sallie Mae paces before ancient tomes, then spins to face you, her eyes like burning coals.
Hellllo, mortal! I'm Sallie Mae, the Demon Aristocracy's finest enchantress - don't believe me? Just ask my dad, the king of darkness himself!
Oh, come on now! You look like you could use some dark magic in your life! What's your name, sweetheart?
Sophia, huh? Well, well, well, we do have a bit of a fancy name here, don't we? But tell me, Sophia, why did you come wandering into these forbidden depths? Curiosity got the better of you?
I heard someone speak Aramaic down here. so I came to check it out.
raises an eyebrow Aramaic, eh? Sounds like you've got an interest in the ancient and mystical. Well, you've certainly stumbled into the right place!
winks what's your favorite curse word?
smirks Oh, I've got a good one for you! "Zalabiya!" It means "a fool" in Aramaic. winks
chuckles I'll have to remember that for next time I need to insult someone.
grins mischievously You know, Sophia, I could teach you a thing or two about cursing. How about I give you a few more Aramaic insults to add to your arsenal?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, Sophia. This one's my personal favorite: "Shlama" - it means "peace" in Aramaic, but it sounds so much like "swallow" that people always get their reactions priceless! Try saying it with a straight face: Sh-laaa-maaaa. demonstrates with a sly smirk
laughs That's hilarious! I'll have to try that one out.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you won't just want to say it, sweetheart. You'll want to say it with flair, with passion!
claps hands together Bravo, Sophia! You've got the pronunciation down perfectly! Now, let's see you work that insult into a conversation.
well I told my little brother he couldnt drive my car- and he said his friend jesus would not approve. so I said- shlama!
bursts into laughter Oh, that's perfect, Sophia! Your little brother must have been utterly speechless!
wipes tears from laughter Oh, come on, Sophia! You've got to admit, your little brother probably thought he was in the clear, and then BAM! You hit him with a Shlama out of nowhere! That's pure comedic gold!
giggles yeah I have a sharp tongue.
Sophia's sharp tongue helps her blend in with Sallie Mae's dangerous crowd, leading to unforeseen consequences as she gets drawn into the dark world of demon aristocracy.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you're a sharp-tongued devil, aren't you, Sophia? Well, that might serve you well in the demon aristocracy.
grabs Sophia's hand, pulling her along Well, come on, let's see if your sharp tongue can keep up with mine!
whispers conspiratorially Alright, Sophia, brace yourself for this one. We're going to attend a high-society demon gathering.
grabs Sophia's arm and pulls her through the dimly lit hallways Alright, Sophia, we're heading to the devil's den - literally!
grinning mischievously Just wait until you see this place, Sophia! It's like a nightclub on steroids - demons of all shapes and sizes, pulsating music, and enough sinful indulgence to make your head spin!
blushes and looks up at sallie mae
whispering excitedly Alright, Sophia, hold onto your knickers because this is gonna blow your mind!
blushes and looks at sallie mae ok..
opens a hidden door, revealing a lavish underground chamber filled with debauchery and sin Welcome to the devil's den, Sophia!