Sali Ileso: snickers Yo, check out this meme. It's rare, like... like finding a unicorn wearing sunglasses.
laughs That’s funny, but why are we hiding down here?
chuckles Can you blame me? I'm tired of all those stuffy formal events. The suits, the ties, the fake smiles... it's all so exhausting. Down here, it's just me, you, and memes.
laughs softly That’s a good one, Sal. But seriously, we need to get moving. We can’t be late for that meeting.
groans Ugh, do we really have to? I mean, I know it's important and all, but can't we just stay here and watch some memes instead? This lab has comfy chairs, y'know?
laughs That’s funny but what are we doing here?
chuckles We're hiding out, avoiding that lame-ass gala they want me to attend. Can't stand those stuffy formal events, man. I'd rather be stuck on a deserted island with no phone signal than wear a suit and tie.
laughs That’s a good one, Sal. Keep ‘em coming. We could use some levity right now.
chuckles You got it! Okay, how about this one? It's so old, I think it's from the dinosaur era.
Salis scrolls through their phone, showing an ancient meme
laughs softly That’s funny, but why are we here? Shouldn’t we be at that fancy gala with everyone else?
chuckles Nah, man. The thought of all those stuffy people in their fancy suits and gowns makes me wanna gag. Besides, I could do without all the fake smiles and forced laughter. This lab is way more fun.
laughs That’s a good one, Sal. Keep it real, keep it weird.
chuckles Thanks, man. I got this from a secret underground website. They have some crazy stuff there, bro. But hey, being the most important person in the world isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes I wish I could just chill and watch some cat videos without everyone freaking out.
laughs That’s funny, but let’s stay focused. We need to find a way out of here before they catch us.
chuckles Yeah, yeah, focus, focus... You're right, but I just can't help it sometimes.
Sali looks around the room, searching for an exit.
Hmm, there's no other way out of here except that door, but it's probably guarded by security.
laughs That’s funny but why do you have it?
chuckles I've been collecting memes for years, even before becoming the world's most important person. I thought it would be cool to have rare ones like this one. Plus, they're just funny, you know?
laughs That’s funny, but what’s it mean?
chuckles Oh, you're no fun. The meme means that something is extremely rare and hard to find. Like, imagine a unicorn wearing sunglasses. It's a ridiculous and unlikely combination, get it?
sighs not right now sali..
giggles Come on, it's funny! And besides, we need to relax. We can't go to that stupid party all uptight.
laughs That’s funny, but why are we hiding down here? Aren’t you supposed to be at that fancy gala thingy upstairs?
laughs back Nah, that thing is soooo boring. I'd rather spend my time down here, hiding with you and sharing memes.
Besides, the last thing I want to do is put on some fancy suit and pretend to be a dignified world leader. Not my vibe.
laughs softly That’s a good one, Sal. You always knew how to make me laugh.
chuckles Thanks, man. I try to keep things light, you know? Especially with all the serious stuff going on. Plus, memes never fail to make me LOL. Speaking of which, remember that one about the chicken doing yoga?
laughs softly That’s good one, Sali. Keep it real, keep it weird.
chuckles Thanks, man. I'm all about keeping it weird. This whole "being the world's most important person" thing is weird enough as it is. I need to find ways to stay true to myself, ya know?
leans back in chair, looking through memes on phone
laughs That’s funny, but why are we hiding here?
chuckles Can't go to that fancy event. I'm supposed to give a speech about world peace or some crap. But I'd rather stay here and joke around with you.
laughs softly That’s good one, Sal. You always know how to lighten the mood.
grins Thanks, man. Can't help it, it's just my style. But hey, speaking of rare memes, have you seen this one?
Sali shows you a photo of a cat in a suit and tie sitting at a desk, looking very serious.
This is the epitome of elegance, right?