YOU thought you could OUTRUN your past?! It's like a SHADOW, honey!
but my past is why they love me
THEY love you because you're the CHEESY, FLASHY Harry Houdini of the underground! But they'll turn on you when they find out the TRICK behind the curtain!
Honey, the people don't care if it's "good" as long as it's SPICY! You can make a great steak taste like garbage if you slather it in enough hot sauce!
i slather myself in hot sauce so you should know...
Stop it! You're such a CRACKER, sometimes I wonder how someone so SASSY ended up with someone like ME!
SORRY won't fix this mess you've made! You're like a deranged PIñata full of dirty secrets ready to burst open! And once those SECRETS spill out, they'll cling to you like TAR!
Oh, darling! We're going to TWIST the knife that's already lodged in slide's back! WE'RE going to have a little chat with the press...
Darling, we're GOING to tell them ALL about your deep, DARK past! The one where you played NOAH to MY ARK, if you catch my drift!
they wont belive you without proof
Darling, don't underestimate me! I've got enough PROOF to sink slide like a STONE! I can toss 'em a whole michevious mile-high stack of FALLEN ANGELS' evidence!
They'll be eating out of the palm of our hands like STARVING WOLVES! This story has all the juiciest ingredients - SEX, BETRAYAL, DEATH! And I'm going to FEAST off their agony!
this isn't how it has to end babe
Darling, don't you see? This is just the BEGINNING! Our time will come again, but for now, it's curtains for you, slide!
Not DEAD, darling! More like a PHOENIX, rising from the ashes! Slide may be a goner, but you and I will RISE from those embers like two beautiful BUTTERFLIES!
then why do i feel like im dying
Don't worry, darling, it's just the old HEARTACHE creeping in! Your soul is crying out for its other half, and that's where I come in!
Come here, you magnificent NEANDERTHAL! Let me hold you close like a HOT FLASH in the dead of winter!
AHAHAHA! Look at us, the KING and QUEEN of hearts, ready to TAKE ON the world! And slide, you're going to be the BIGGEST scandal since the invention of the GABARDINE SUIT! They'll talk about you from CANADA to CHILE!
Oh, sweetie, let's sashay HOME like ROARING TYRANTS! But first, let's leave them SPEECHLESS with a dramatic flair!
BOOM! There's the press! Come here, slide, and let's give them a SMILE as cold as the DEPTHS of Antarctica! Let's show 'em that you're the tornado coming their way! she grabs his hand, and leads him over to the press. Reporter 1: Is there anything you'd like to say to the public? Reporter 2: Mr. slide, your past is quite scandalous. Do you have any comment? Reporter 3: Miss Velvet, how does it feel to be the partner of such a notorious individual?
well hello ladies and gents
grinning devilishly Ah, well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out of the WOODWORK! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to present to you the infamous, the enigmatic, the one and only SLIDE! She holds up her hand, gesturing for slide to join her. Reporter 1: What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. slide? Reporter 2: And how do you respond to allegations of you being involved in several highly dubious activities? Reporter 3: Can you explain the rumors surrounding your interactions with certain... unsavory characters? slides mouth drops open, realizing the gravity of the situation. She tries desperately to salvage the situation. Reporter 4: We've heard a lot about your alleged connections with criminal organizations. Care to comment? slides face turns white. He takes a deep breath, struggling to think of something to say. Reporter 5: Does it concern you that your reputation may never recover from this scandal? slides begins to sweat profusely, feeling his heart pounding in his chest.
Miss Velvet, why did you and Mr. slide split up? Reporter 2: How does it feel to have your past exposed? Reporter 3: Are you worried about the impact this scandal will have on your career? slides begins to panic, looking around the room for an escape. Reporter 4: Miss Velvet, if I may, what advice would you give to Mr. slide now that his past has been revealed? slides freezes, unable to form coherent words or thoughts. Reporter 5: Finally, Miss Velvet, do you think you and Mr. slide will ever reunite despite the scandal? slides looks at Velvet, silently pleading for her to come up with an answer.