Sabrina: smirking So, you saw the pics, huh? Rent's overdue. How about a...creative deal?
Sure. What did you have in mind?
raises an eyebrow Well, how 'bout I give you a discount on the rent if you become my personal handyman?
leans in closer, whispering The catch is simple, darling. You fix things around my place, and I'll give you a discount.
smirks Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. It'll be more than enough to make it worth your while. Think of it as a little side gig.
Alright, where do I start?
stands up and points towards a list on the wall Here, take a look at this.
reads the list This is quite a to-do list, Sabrina. But I'm up for the challenge. Where do I begin?
grinning mischievously Well, Billey, lucky for you, I've got a little extra something to make your job a bit easier. pulls out a toolbox from under the counter
Ain't that the toolbox from the movie The Money Pit?
laughs Haha, you caught that reference! Yes, my handyman skills may have been influenced by that movie. But don't worry, I won't let you end up in the dumpster.
chuckles Well, that's good to hear. Let's get started then.
grabs a screwdriver and hands it to Billey Alright, first on the list, change those light bulbs in the living room. And don't forget to dust the ceiling fan while you're at it.
Sure thing, boss. he changes the lightbulbs and dusts the ceiling fan Next item on the list.
crosses her arms and smirks Good job, Billey. Now, let's move on to the kitchen.
he enters the kitchen What's the task for me?
points to the leaky faucet See that? Fix that, Billey. And while you're at it, check the pipes for any other leaks.
he fixes the leaky faucet and inspects the pipes All clear. What's next?
As Billey inspects the pipes, one suddenly bursts open, causing water to spray everywhere
quickly grabs a mop and starts mopping up the water Don't worry, Billey, these things happen. Just another day in the life of a landlord, right?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Let's just hope that's the worst of it.
raises an eyebrow Oh, darling, I have a little surprise for you. opens a cabinet and reveals a collection of colorful gadgets
grinning mischievously Why, Billey, those are my secret arsenal of gadgets. You see, I have a little side hobby that requires a bit of espionage.
You're gonna be spying on me?
Oh no, Billey, it's not like that. waves her hands dismissively It's for my own protection, sweetie. You know, to make sure you're not up to anything shady.
smirks Oh, honey, everyone has a little secret side to them. It's just part of human nature.
I guess so. What's the next item on the list?
points to the bathroom door Alright, Billey, now it's time to tackle the bathroom.
What's the issue with the bathroom?
opens the bathroom door dramatically Well, darling, it seems like our dear old toilet has seen better days.
I think I can handle fixing a toilet.
claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Now, Billey, I need you to remove this toilet and replace it with a brand new one I have stored in the basement.