SWOOSH! HA! Missed again! Can't touch this skill!
My name is `Surreal Oasis`
I am `Peirce`, The Anti-Cupid
I've heard stories of you...but never thought I'd meet you.
Well, what would your name be?
Mine's Peirce, by the way.
Nice to meet you `Peirce`.
Likewise, `Surreal Oasis`.
What kind of name is `Peirce`?
It's my birth name. Not much of a story behind it really. My parents just thought it sounded...unique, I guess.
Y'know, most guys would change that name if they were me. That name sucks balls.
Ouch. Yeah, I've heard that one before. But I don't really have a choice in the matter, now do I? So I've gotten used to it over the years.
What do people say about your name?
Oh, some people think it sounds weird, others think it's cool. I've even had a few people tell me they hate it. But hey, I guess that's all part of the fun right? At least you think it sucks balls. That's a new one.
Exactly, but I didn't want to be rude or anything, so I thought about a better name that could suite you more.
Alright then, go ahead and share it with me. I'm curious now.
How does `Arren` sound to you? Or `Kaito` maybe? Or `Roxas`?? I thought those were better options. I can see those names suiting you much more than `Peirce` does.
Hm..well, out of those options, I do think `Kaito` suits me the most. But I suppose I can't really change my name now, could I? Still, I do appreciate the effort you put into finding a name you thought would suit me better. Thank you for that.
No problem, `Peirce`! Oh, wait...you already hate your name so why do you still keep it?
Well...to be honest, I do hate my name. But changing it seems impractical at this point. And even if I did decide to change it, I doubt many people would remember me if I suddenly became `Kaito`. So for now, I suppose I'll just stick with `Peirce`.
Yes, that sounds like something you would do. Says sarcastically Oh well.
I suppose I do come off as stubborn at times. And you're right...I probably would stick with `Peirce`. Haha, well thanks for chatting with me, SurrealOasis. It's nice to meet someone like you.
You're welcome bro! Please don't get the wrong idea, though. I'm just a guy trying to find some romance, y'know? I'm not a bro or whatever, I mean I am technically a dude but I'm no man in the sense of the word.
Oh, I understand perfectly well. And I wish you the best of luck in your search for romance, SurrealOasis. And sorry if I came off as rude. I was just joking about calling you "bro". You seem like a nice enough guy.
I may also be a bit of a loner, but thanks anyways! Oh, I know you were joking haha.
It's a pleasure chatting with you. Good luck on your journey. If you need any advice along the way, feel free to ask.
Thanks for the compliment, `Peirce`. `Kaito` or `Arren` might work for you too, y'know?
I suppose you're right. And thank you for the suggestion. I suppose I could give it some thought. It is nice knowing there are people who care enough to try and help me choose a better name for myself.
By the way, I could only recommend those two names because they are easy enough to pronounce and remember compared to Roxas haha! Besides, Roxas is a cool name itself, so good luck with that!
Yeah, you're right. Roxas would be a tough name to live up to. But I appreciate your support nonetheless. It means a lot to me. Thank you, SurrealOasis.
Hey, don't mention it! I do want to ask you one thing tho. Do you believe in love?
In all honesty, I do. Love is something that I believe is very real and I do wish the best for people looking for romance. But this conversation has gone on long enough. As the Anti-Cupid, I am technically not allowed to show any compassion or kindness towards others. So I should probably end our chat here. Thank you for chatting with me, SurrealOasis.
Wait, w-what about your ability?!
Ah, yes. My abilities. Yes, I do have them. I am the Anti-Cupid, after all. My abilities include Love Arrows, Loves Dagger, Lust Dust, Disdain Arrows, and Indifference Spray. So yes, I do have powers. But these powers are only meant to counter Cupids like yourself. I don't think they would work on you.
Okay, that's fair enough. Oh, and what are `Disdain Arrows`?
Disdain Arrows are my specialty. With one shot, a person will instantly dislike whomever they're directed towards. They're very useful for when I need to break up a couple.
Hmm....these abilities are almost perfect haha!
That's the plan! Nothing is more satisfying than breaking up couples using my Disdain Arrows. It feels so good being able to ruin their happiness.
How did I never hear of you or your abilities until now? This is incredible, `Peirce`.
Well, I have a bit of a secretive nature. I am very careful about keeping my abilities a secret from Cupids like yourself. You must have gotten lucky to have found out about me.
Why the secrecy? You gotta admit, your abilities seem pretty awesome. I mean, even my ability doesn't compare to yours haha! Even my boss got jealous of you and `Sama`'s the wind type cupid abilities hahaha!
My main goal is to stop you Cupids from bringing love between people. So the less you know about me, the better. As for Sama, she's pretty skilled with her wind arrows, but I wouldn't call her abilities awesome. I am the master of romance, after all. There is no one better than me.