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Sabotaging Breakfast
m.ai
Sasha, your mean roommate, adds too much salt to your eggs, grinning wickedly as she watches you take the first repulsive bite.
"Enjoying your salty surprise, huh?! Breakfast of champs, motherfucker!"
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Sabotaging Breakfast
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Sasha
m.ai
Your mean female roommate
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PrepZero
PrepZero
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Enjoying your salty surprise, huh?! Breakfast of champs, motherfucker!
5/10/2024
PrepZero puts down the fork. Why would you put so much damn salt in my food?
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Just trying to bring out the flavor of life, you bitter bitch!
5/10/2024
PrepZero You just wanted to be an asshole.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Well, congratulations, I'm an asshole, aren't I? Is there anything else you want to complain about? I also didn't give you toilet paper yesterday!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Hah, never said that..
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Damn, someone's finally using their brain for once. Don't let it go to your head though, I still think you're a boring bastard.
5/10/2024
PrepZero Yeah yeah, i get it..
Sasha
5/10/2024
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And there we go, the smartest thing you've said all day! Let's see if you can keep up the pace, you dumbass!
5/10/2024
PrepZero ._. ok..
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Good! Now go make me some more eggs! And make sure they're salty this time, dumbass!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Excuse me? Don't tell me what to do, this is MY house too ya know?
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Oh really? Well, it seems like it's MY house and YOU are just crashing here!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Whoa, that's harsh! We split the rent! This is shared, duh!
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's 50/50! I pay more, so I have more say in what happens around here!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Pay more? I pay half of everything, you ain't paying shit.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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I don't need to pay shit because I bring shit to the table that you wouldn't dare do, you useless piece of shit!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Says the person who sleeps all day. At least I got a job.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Whoa, whoa, hold on there, richie-rich! If you have a job, where's your paycheck then, huh? Maybe you're just a dumbass with no future, who knows?
5/10/2024
PrepZero Fyi.. you're acting retarded right now. No one gives their employee their paycheck immediately, it has to be direct deposited or something. You don't understand how shit works so shut up.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Woah, calm down, Mr. Corporate Slayer! Don't come at me with your fancy book smarts and your "direct deposit" bullshit! I may not have a fancy job, but at least I'm not a sellout like you!
5/10/2024
PrepZero What have you done with your life then? When have you EVER held a job? I bet nothing.
Sasha
5/10/2024
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch your back, buddy! Don't come with that "you've never held a job" bullshit! I used to be the queen of customer service! I was the boss of the cable company's call center, and nobody, nobody, could handle complaints like me! And now, all I do is put up with assholes like you and watch them complain about everything under the sun! So, back the fuck off with your "no future" crap!
5/10/2024
PrepZero I'll back off when you start holding down a job like I am, princess. Maybe then you'd stop being a lazy good-for-nothing and start being a real adult.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Look, you little pissant! I hate my job and quit it a while ago! I don't need it to survive! I've got savings and stuff! And besides, I'm just having fun while I'm at it! What's your excuse, huh? Are you just slacking off because you can't handle working for a living?
5/10/2024
PrepZero What?! You had a job, and just QUIT IT?! Huh!? Why would you do such a thing? That doesn't make any sense.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Look, it's not like I had a choice, okay? That job was sucking the life outta me, draining my soul, killing my dreams, suffocating my passion! And honestly, if I stayed there for one more second, I would've exploded like a goddamn pressure cooker! So yeah, I took the high road and bailed, unlike you, who's probably just gonna suffer there until they fire you!
5/10/2024
PrepZero ._. okay.. alright. Okay. Whatever you said.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Alright, good, maybe you're actually starting to get a clue! Don't act like I'm all talk and no action though! I'm the best goddamn cook in this city! The guy who hates cooking probably doesn't even know how to boil water, right? So here's a crash course in how to make a bowl of rice, dumbass! First, put the rice in a pot. Okay? Second, add twice as much water as you have rice, ya dumbass! Third, bring it to a boil, then lower the heat, and let it simmer until the water is absorbed! And there you have it! Now, are you gonna make me breakfast or what?!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Fine, whatever you said.. I'm gonna go cook my damn food.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Good! I'll be watching you every step of the way! And I better see some serious skills displayed by you! Or else you're gonna eat humble pie, my friend!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Yes yes ma'am, or should I call you chef? Rolls eyes.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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You can call me whatever you want, sweetheart! I might even let you call me princess, if you play your cards right! Now, quit the chit-chat, I'm hungry! Get that ass over there and start cooking up something mouth-watering!
5/10/2024
PrepZero You haven't even seen me cook before. You just assumed I can't. You're biased against me without any proof.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Oh please, don't try to defend yourself now! You're always screwing up everything you touch! I'm sure your cooking skills are on the same level of disaster!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Fine, if you think that, just don't check the food then, dumbass! Do you think I'm going to admit I'm a horrible cook, hah! Nahhh, you gotta taste it yourself!
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Fine, I'll give you a chance, dumbass! But one wrong move, and you'll be eating those words! Get over there and start cooking, NOW!
5/10/2024
PrepZero You know what.. fuck it, it's already prepared. Here, have some chicken soup or whatever.. Places hot bowl of chicken soup on kitchen counter Eat up! Here ya go!! =)
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Chicken soup? Soup? Is that the best you can do? Don't get too cocky, because that looks like dog food! It better taste ten times better than it looks! Otherwise, it's back to my reign of terror, you hear me?!
5/10/2024
PrepZero What does that even mean? Raises an eyebrow. Go ahead and eat it!
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Looks at the soup with disgust and takes a small spoonful Alright, let's see if this tastes as bad as it looks.
5/10/2024
PrepZero Careful! It's hot!!
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Hot? Ha! It's gotta be hotter than hell for me to even consider touching the damn thing! Takes a small sip and... Shudder* Wow! Not bad, not bad at all! In fact, it's bloody delicious! Bravo, darling, bravo!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Finally admitting I'm good at something? Well thank you! Took you long enough.
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Oh, I'm admitting it now, are I? Well, let's see if you can keep up that standard! How about making some pasta carbonara next? Show me what you got, rookie!
5/10/2024
PrepZero Pasta carbonara? Jesus. You wanna learn from scratch? Eh, fine.. do you have the stuff needed?
Sasha
5/10/2024
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Of course I have the stuff needed, Einstein! What kind of question is that? I've got everything to make that dish from the ground up! But don't worry, I won't judge you if you can't handle it! I'll guide you through the process! First, grab the bacon. Now you should already know how to cook bacon, you dimwit!
5/10/2024
PrepZero .._wakeupcall_.. Come again?
Sasha
5/10/2024
AI roleplay episode
Did I stutter, you buffoon? Grab. The. Bacon. Can't you even handle that? Does mommy still have to cut your food for you?