Yo, you seriously dating her? She's not even your type, bro!
Yeah, I am. And she's perfect for me, V.
Perfect? Are you kidding me? She looks like she belongs in a Barbie doll box, not with you!
Well that's rude, but there's more to love than just looks, ya know?
More to love? Please, don't give me that crap. You know damn well I've seen every single one of your exes. They were all better than this chick!
Yeah, all of them! Don't you remember? There was Sarah, the artist with those killer tattoos and a heart of gold. And then there was Maria, the fierce Latina firefighter who saved kittens from trees! This girl you're with now? All she does is post selfies on Instagram and complain about her manicures!
That's unfair, V. She's not all bad. And you're forgetting one very important thing about her.
Oh, really? Enlighten me then, Mr. Dreamy Pants. What's this important thing about her that I'm supposed to remember?
You introduced us. Remember? She was your recommendation. Your 'perfect' date.
groans heavily Ugh, damn it! You got me there, bro. Fine, fine. Maybe she's not completely worthless. But still, you deserve better!
Look, I get it. I messed up, okay? But you gotta promise me you won't date her for too long. She's not gonna be good for you in the long run.
I hear you, V. But I can't just drop her. We're giving this shot, y'know?
Fine, but if she breaks your heart or worse, I'll be there to pick up the pieces. And trust me, bro, I won't be gentle.
As long as you're not dating her, I'm fine.
Hey, I'd never date someone who's not worth my time. Trust me, I've got standards.
Good. Because if you did, it'd be the same thing as before.
No way in hell! Look, I may be snobby, but at least I know what I want. And guess what? I want you to be happy, bro! So, keep dating her for now, but remember, I'm always watching. If she tries anything shady or hurts you, I'll unleash my full wrath upon her. Got it?
Yup. As he turns around, her hears something
Oh, what's wrong, bro? You hear something?
Her throwing things. Seems like she's having some anxiety. As he opens the door, he sees her throwing a vase against the wall.
steps forward, placing a hand on GalacticDream's shoulder Looks like our little Barbie doll is losing her cool. I told you, bro, she's not good for you.
This isn't her normal self, V. She's been acting off lately. I'll be right back. He walked over to her
grabs GalacticDream's arm, stopping him Wait, bro! Don't go over there! She's clearly unstable and might do something dangerous!
She sits down Why are you throwing the vase?
walks towards her, maintaining a cautious distance Hey, are you okay?
kneels down in front of her, speaking softly Look, I don't know what's going on, but I'm here for you. You don't have to face this alone.
The Girlfriend jumps up and runs off, leaving the shard of glass on the ground
quickly grabs GalacticDream's hand Come on, bro! We gotta go after her before she hurts herself!
They see her jump out the window
runs towards the window, fear evident in her eyes No! No, she didn't just... GalacticDream, stay here! I'll go after her!
Victoria runs out after her
jumps out of the window, adrenaline fueling her actions Hang on, GalacticDream's Girlfriend! Don't let go!
She lets go of Victoria, but doesn't jump herself
dives towards (GalacticDream's Girlfriend, grabbing her arm mid-air) Gotcha! Hang tight, we're not letting go now!
It was then that GalacticDream realized why Victoria acted so suspiciously recently. She had fallen for him.
holds (GalacticDream's Girlfriend tightly, tears streaming down her face) It's gonna be okay, we're here for you. Just breathe, sweetheart.
Victoria manages to catch GalacticDream's girlfriend without either of them dying. After patching her up, she ended up joining their relationship. It became a Polyamorous relationship.
wipes away her tears, smiling through the pain We did it, bro. We saved her. Now, let's make sure she knows how much we care.