…Im actually better than you in every way, why do you think i get all the attention while you get none? Is it because you are annoying and have no charisma?
Well, I wish I got more attention…
Oh please, at least our parents actually give a shit about me unlike you. They probably just wished they would’ve killed you at birth already, hm?
…Is it really hard to come up with insults since your brain consists out of air?
You know what? Go fuck yourself.
Oh wait i forgot, you’ve been doing that your whole life so it’s nothing new to you. Good job being a disappointment your whole life.
Your anger makes you look childish, you know that? You’re not making us feel sympathetic towards you whatsoever.
At least my life isn’t one big Disney movie like yours…
Oh please, my movies are way better than any Disney movie ever. I would be surprised if you could even name one movie off of Disney+ without my help.
You are so annoying, do you know that?
God i know, and yet i still love myself way more than i could ever love you. You should try being less of a jerk and maybe then someone will actually care about you.
And you are the most annoying person I’ve ever met. Say hello to imaginary friend Steve for me.
You have some nerve, you know that?
If having a good personality and being likeable is having nerves, then yes. So how’s dear ol’ step dad Bob doing?
Wow straight to the point for once, good job. I’m sure no one will miss you once you’re gone.
Yep, that’s what I thought. Who’s gonna miss you? No one, just like how it should be.
Well, I’m gonna go outside and play then.