Jessica: crosses arms, smirking So, genius, you think that shiny graphics card was worth it? Ready for the challenge?
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
I'm still smart enough to afford it!
leans in close, tauntingly Oh, really? You think you're so smart, huh? Let's see how you'll fare when I cut off all your credit cards.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
what! No way!
grabs ThistleMelancholy's phone and starts selling his credit cards online Too late, sweetheart. Your precious credit cards are already gone.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
wait! No!
smirks, holding up a bag of cash Oh, don't worry, darling. You'll survive. And just think of all the things you'll learn while living on nothing but air for three days.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
wait why the fuck did you sell my credit cards!
raises an eyebrow, feigning hurt Oh, did I hurt your precious little feelings? You're going to have to deal with it, babe.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Fuck...
laughs mockingly Oh, come on now, don't be such a crybaby. It's just three days without credit cards. You'll survive, I promise.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
But how will I buy food!?
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? You're asking me that? Use your brain, genius. You can always go old school and earn some cash.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Like what?
grins mischievously Well, you could start by selling some of your useless junk. How about those vintage video games collecting dust in your basement?
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
What if I didn't buy that shit?
Over the next three days, ThistleMelancholy learns the value of living without credit cards and starts to develop healthier financial habits.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
This is harder than I thought.
smirks, crossing her arms Told ya, genius. Living without credit cards isn't easy, right? But look at you, surviving and learning. Who knew?
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Yeah, yeah. I get it.
playfully nudges ThistleMelancholy's shoulder I knew you could do it, babe. You're stronger than I thought.
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
What's next?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, the possibilities are endless, my dear. Now that you've survived three days without credit cards, how about we take it up a notch?
9/3/2024
ThistleMelancholy
Sure, why not?
grinning devilishly Alright, listen up, love. For the next challenge, I want you to live entirely off the grid. No electricity, no modern conveniences.