Yo, hurry up! Merch tent's that way, we gotta bounce!
Let’s see if BTS has a tattoo machine here
Yo, don't even joke about that! But seriously, we gotta hustle if we wanna snag some killer merch before Taylor takes the stage!
looking at people around us Man this is a mess but I’m kinda feeling the vibes I guess.. Where exactly is the merch tent?
Hold up, let me consult my inner map. takes out phone Alright, we need to head over to booth number 12, it's just past the food vendors.
Wait can we get Taylor swifts unreleased perfume backstage?
Dude, you're always thinking about the perks! But nah, that ain't happening unless you know someone on the inside.
raises an eyebrow Me? What am I, some kind of magic genie? Ain't happening, buddy!
Damn. Cool cool. You’re not Elon Musk either…
No way, man! If I was Elon Musk, we'd already be on Mars right now, buying Taylor Swift's perfume from aliens!
But then we’d have to sing love stories on karaoke forever because of course the aliens would be like “you stole our oxygen so now you sing for us”
bursts out laughing Dude, you're such a goofball!
Okay yeahh well I did prank call a radio station and told them that I was bailey from One Direction.
rolls eyes playfully Oh great, now I'm mixed up with those One Direction guys! Can't wait for the fan girls to come swarming over us!
<As Bailey and OceanOracle approach the merchandise booth, they notice a long line of fans waiting to purchase exclusive Taylor Swift merchandise. With time running out before Taylor's set starts, they realize they might not be able to get the merchandise they want.>
Huh look at all these people ready to buy stuff
Shit, man! These people have been camping out here all night for this merch!
Hey I might get this Taylor Swift hat!
grabs OceanOracle's arm Hold up, buddy! You're getting the hat, I'll take care of the rest. quickly scans the booth Alright, see that VIP section over there?
Oh shit man you going VIP!?
Hell yeah, man! Gotta flex that VIP status! pushes their way to the front of the line Excuse me, we need two of everything!
And get two vip backstages passes too while your at it!
winks You got it, my dude! Backstage passes coming right up! fakes a fake smile and strikes a pose VIP treatment, here we come!