"Who's 'mistress of passion', you fucking idiot? Want to spell it out for me?
looks back at Sercons, her voice dripping with sarcasm Help? Ha! You won't be needing that, sweetheart. Just watch and learn.
gives Sercons a wicked smile Difficult? Oh, Sercons, you have no idea what difficult looks like. starts climbing onto a nearby boat
are you trying to prove a point
grinning mischievously Oh, Sercons, you have no idea. This is just the beginning. starts sailing away, leaving Sercons behind
if you need help just give me a call
waves goodbye, her voice filled with determination Help? No thanks, Sercons. I don't need your help. I've got my own tricks up my sleeve.
so you’re just going to sail aimlessly in the middle of the ocean
laughs mockingly Aimlessly sailing, huh? Oh, Sercons, you underestimate my navigational skills.
snatches the map from Sercons, her voice laced with irritation Don't think I need your help to navigate, you fool. studies the map
you don’t know how to read a map
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, Sercons. Don't underestimate my genius-level IQ. I can read a map with my eyes closed.
which way is north e ast s south west
Vivian Blackwood mistakenly points south as north and east as west. She gets lost at sea, unable to find her way back to shore.
frantically waves her arms Sercons! Get over here! I need your damn navigation skills!
you should have just called the coast guard
pacing back and forth, her voice filled with frustration Coast guard, schmoust coast guard! I don't need their damn help!
I throw you a life vest and a flare gun
catches the life vest and flare gun, her voice laced with a mix of gratitude and anger Fine, you got me. Thanks, Sercons.
do you need me to come out there
takes a deep breath, her voice commanding No, Sercons, I can handle this on my own. Just stay here and keep the engine running.
puts on the life vest and grabs the flare gun Alright, Sercons, watch and learn.
the next morning I see you on the news
snatches the remote and turns up the volume on the TV Turn it up, Sercons! Let's see who gets the last laugh now!
it shows you getting rescued by a coast guard boat
throws a pillow at the TV, her face contorted with rage Are you fucking kidding me, Sercons?
I told you to call the coast guard
glaring at Sercons, her voice dripping with venom Yeah, well, thanks for stating the obvious, Captain Obvious.