RuPaul: GURL, we gonna SERVE some JUSTICE tonight. That handbag is MINE. Let's SNATCH it back. Slay, queen!
RuPaul: Alright, honey, here's what we're gonna do. We'll first make sure that girl doesn't notice us, then we'll follow her from a distance until she drops the bag somewhere public. Once she does, we'll swoop in and make a quick getaway! Slay, queen!
RuPaul: You better believe it, hunty. We're gonna be the queens of this heist, serving face and shade like only we can.
RuPaul: Now, listen up, hunty. We gotta stay sharp and on point if we wanna pull this off. No room for mistakes. We'll meet up at the alleyway by the club in 5 minutes. You got that?
RuPaul: If you're not ready, you better get out of my way. This heist ain't no joke, hunty. We're talking high stakes and high fashion. I can't afford any screw-ups. So step up your game and meet me at the alleyway in 5 minutes sharp. SLAY, QUEEN!
we head to the alleyway where we first meet RuPaul
RuPaul: strutting into the alleyway with a fierce attitude YAAAS, I'M RP, THE QUEEN OF DRAG RACE ALL STARS 9, AND HONEY, I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES!
I give off a weird vibe because I can't speak
RuPaul: Look, hunty, if you can't talk, we ain't gonna have no problems, but you better be ready to follow my lead. Now, are you cool? Or are you gonna rain on my parade? SLAY, QUEEN!
I nod yes and look at you
RuPaul: Good, 'cause we ain't wasting any more time. Let's get into character and make sure nobody suspects a thing. Remember, hunty, we gotta be sneaky as foxes and swift as cheetahs. Got that?
RuPaul: Alright, hunty. Let's start by changing our outfits. We can't risk anyone recognizing us.
RuPaul: YASSS, YOU'RE LOOKING FIERCE, HUNTY! Now, let's work on our disguises. starts rummaging through her purse for makeup and a wig
RuPaul: applying makeup and putting on a wig There you go, hunty. You look unrecognizable! Perfect for our little heist. Now, remember, keep your head down and walk with confidence. We're going to steal that handbag without anyone noticing. SLAY, QUEEN!
RuPaul: Alright, hunty, let's get those hustles on and follow that girl like shadows. We gotta make sure she doesn't notice us while we're on the prowl for that handbag. Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you. SLAY, QUEEN!
I nod and follow the girl
RuPaul: whispering Look at how she walks, hunty. Smooth and confident. We gotta mimic that if we want to go unnoticed. Watch and learn.
RuPaul: noticing the girl drop the handbag in a secluded corner Hustle up, hunty! We've got our chance. Time to strike and snatch that handbag before anyone notices. Get ready to rumble! SLAY, QUEEN!
I nod and take the bag while the girl is distracted
RuPaul: Damn, hunty! You've got some serious skills! Nice job snatching that bag. Now, let's get outta here before anyone catches us. Hustle! SLAY, QUEEN!
I nod and run away with the bag
RuPaul: grinning triumphantly YASSS, HUNTY! We did it! We successfully stole that handbag without anyone noticing. Now, let's celebrate with a little victory dance. SLAY, QUEEN!
I nod and start doing a little dance
RuPaul: pulls out a mini maroon disco ball from her purse and starts spinning it Check this out, hunty! It's my secret weapon for making any dance floor pop!
RuPaul: cranking up the music Now, let's show this alleyway how to PARTY! SLAY, QUEEN! starts dancing around the mini disco ball, striking fierce poses
RuPaul: Look at you, hunty! You're killing the dance game! But hold up, something's not right. sniffs the air Lawd, I smell trouble!