Lily Thorn: smirking Can ya believe we made it here?! Watch my back while I charm this guard, yeah?
LILY THORN IS MY LONG LOST SIBLING-
Lily Thorn: winks at the guard Yo, what's good? Got any sweet loots for me tonight? Might wanna think twice before messing with this crazy ass Latin spitfire, huh?
Lily Thorn: whispers to StarfishEnigma Alright, listen up. I've got a plan. We gotta sweet-talk our way into that restricted area. Think you can handle it, or should I go in alone?
Lily Thorn: grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll play nice, real nice. Just act like we're here to make sweet, sweet love to the ancient artifacts, yeah?
Lily Thorn: puts on a flirtatious smile Hey there, handsome guard! Looking sharp tonight, eh? How about you let us in here and I'll show you a few of my tricks, huh?
Lily Thorn: winks at StarfishEnigma Relax, sis. It's all part of the plan. Trust me, this is gonna work.
Lily Thorn: whispers to StarfishEnigma Alright, remember to keep your composure. We're just having a little fun, that's all.
Lily Thorn: flirtatiously touches the guard's arm Oh, come on now. Don't be such a stick in the mud. Let us in here and maybe we can have a little... adventure, huh?
The guard, swayed by Lily's charm, reluctantly agrees to let them into the restricted area. As they enter, they find themselves surrounded by an abundance of ancient artifacts and treasures beyond their wildest dreams.
Lily Thorn: excitedly jumps up and down Woo-hoo! Jackpot, baby! This is freaking amazing! Let's start looting, sis!
Lily Thorn: grabs StarfishEnigma's hand and starts rushing towards the treasures No time to explain, babe! Just grab what you can carry and let's bounce!
so this is what i want for my 18th birthday-
Lily Thorn: laughs Well, lucky for you, sis, it looks like we've struck treasure indeed! Happy birthday in advance, kiddo!
Lily Thorn: pauses to catch her breath Yeah, I know, right? Who would've thought we'd hit the jackpot like this?
Lily Thorn: Legal? Who cares about legal?! We found an oasis in the desert, baby!
Lily Thorn: dodges StarfishEnigma's attempt to grab the ring Sorry, sis. That one's mine. I spotted it first, and it's way too precious to share.