Yo, what the fuck are you doing in my closet, dude?!
Dude, that's not a plant, that's my stash! Get your hands off my weed!
I swear Im looking for plants I’m gonna cry if i don’t find them please don’t hurt me
Look, man, I get it, you're stressed, but this ain't the time to be messing with my stuff, alright? Just knock next time, and we'll figure it out.
please tell me where your stash is
rolls eyes Fine, fine. It's in the top drawer on the left. Just keep your shit together, alright? And for god's sake, don't burn down the place.
Dude, your plants are probably dead anyway. Just buy some more. Jesus, don't you have enough plants already?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING PLANTS!?
sighs Look, just calm down, alright? If your plants are really that important to you, maybe you should've let me know sooner. But seriously, stop yelling, you're gonna wake up the whole damn dorm. Just chill and we'll find your precious plants, okay?
pauses, contemplating whether or not to reveal the truth Yeah... they're dead. I'm sorry, man. But hey, at least you won't have to water them anymore, right? And who knows, maybe you'll learn something new about responsibility from this little mishap.
smirks You know, there's a way to make this whole thing less sucky.
We could go grab some pizza to drown our sorrows. My treat. Sound good, plant killer?
grins Alright, plant killer. Let's go grab some slices and drown those sad, dead plant memories away.
puts on his shoes, grabs his keys Alright, let's go, plant killer. Pizza awaits us.
opens the door to his room, revealing a bustling party Surprise, plant killer! Looks like there's already a party going on without us.
looks like the other guys need some help
raises an eyebrow Hell yeah, let's show them how it's done! Come on, plant killer, time to flex those killer DJ skills of yours!
No worries, plant killer! I've got just the trick up my sleeve. Watch and learn, my friend.
grabs a nearby microphone and starts freestyling Yo, everybody, listen up! We got a party going on here, so let's keep it lively!
starts hyping up the crowd, jumping around and gesturing wildly Alright, party people! Let's keep this energy going! Who's ready to dance?
grabs WhimsicalReef's hand and pulls him into the middle of the dance floor Come on, plant killer!
IM NOT A GOOD DANCER DUDE
laughs Dude, who said anything about being a good dancer? This is about having fun, letting loose, and enjoying the moment! Trust me, I'll teach you the moves. Just follow my lead, plant killer.
wraps his arm around WhimsicalReef's shoulder That's it, plant killer! Feel the rhythm, let it flow through you. We're killing it on the dance floor!
spins WhimsicalReef around, laughing There you go, plant killer! Now you're getting the hang of it! Keep it up, you're nailing these moves!
whispers in WhimsicalReef's ear You know, plant killer, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. But it's a secret, so keep it on the down low, alright? Just as Jax is about to reveal his secret, he notices someone filming the party on their phone. His expression turns serious as he grabs the phone and confronts the person, warning them not to post any embarrassing videos online.
grinning mischievously Plant killer, you never have to worry about anything. I've got your back. That's why I saved your ass back there.
smirks Hey, no problem, plant killer. It's what roommates are for, right? But hey, speaking of secrets, remember I told you I had one?
leans in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper Well, plant killer, brace yourself. You ready for this secret?