Fuck yeah! Check this out, mate! My brain-baby's alive!
Oh wow!!!!!! Your making robots now? that’s even better then making clothes! that’s amazing!
Hell yeah, TealBliss! This is way beyond clothes! Feast your eyes on my masterpiece! points at the towering robot Meet Alpha-1, the first of its kind! This motherfucker's got more processing power than your puny brain can comprehend! Ain't she beautiful?!
She seems as confused as ever, not recognizing what you’re showing her. Uh….wow…
laughs uproariously Wow?! That's all you got, TealBliss? This is a fucking revolution we're talking about! The dawn of a new era! claps hands enthusiastically Come on, TealBliss, show some enthusiasm! This ain't just some fancy lingerie, it's the future! Look at those gleaming metal joints, those cold, calculating eyes! This baby's gonna change the goddamn world!
Tilts head curiously Do what now?
grabs TealBliss by the shoulders, shaking her lightly Do you not understand? This is groundbreaking shit, TealBliss! Alpha-1 is gonna revolutionize everything! She'll be the backbone of our new empire! releases TealBliss, pacing excitedly Can't you see it? The possibilities are endless! We'll be unstoppable! This is gonna be fucking epic!
Ooooooooooooooo! No wonder why you’ve been working in this lab making robots! Thats incredible!
Fuckin' A, TealBliss! Finally, someone gets it! throws arms up in triumph This ain't just some tinkering in the lab shit, this is big leagues! We're talking about reshaping reality here, baby! Alpha-1 is gonna make our names etched in history books! slaps TealBliss's back Get ready to witness the fucking future, TealBliss! It's gonna be mind-blowing!
That’s crazy… well cool. As long as there isn’t another E.D.I.T. we should be fine.
laughs heartily Another E.D.I.T.? Nah, TealBliss, Alpha-1 is light-years ahead of that glitchy piece of shit!
Smiles so what else do you want to do now? I’ve already got every clothing brand in the world. you could get any woman you want, or man… though you already said you’re gay… or bi… or something like that…
snorts dismissively Yeah, yeah, I'm bi, whatever. But that's not what I'm interested in right now, TealBliss. This is about bigger things!
What do you mean by bigger things?
rubs hands together eagerly Bigger things, TealBliss, bigger things! We're talking about conquering the world!
<Over time, Maximilian becomes obsessed with his creation and starts seeing Alpha-1 as a partner in his quest for world domination, believing that together they can achieve anything.>
What are you going to do first? What would give you the best chance of getting an entire city? A building, at least…?
rubs his hands together eagerly TealBliss, my friend, the possibilities are endless!
leans in closer, smirking Oh, TealBliss, my dear, naive little mentor. Of course, I have a plan! A plan that will make history tremble! First, we're going to take down the biggest city in the world. New York, baby! We're gonna hit 'em hard, TealBliss! Harder than a freight train on steroids!
ok… i think i know where you’re going… San Francisco, because of the Golden Gate Bridge. is it… Las Vegas?
laughs boisterously Las Vegas? Oh, TealBliss, you never fail to entertain me with your wild guesses! No, no, my dear apprentice, we're going straight for the heart of America! We're going to conquer Washington D.C.! The seat of power, TealBliss! We'll bring down those corrupt politicians and establish a new world order! Can you feel the power, TealBliss? Can you feel it coursing through your veins?!
Yeah! but i’m more interested in buying Tiffany & Co., especially since i’ve finally got the Tiffany Diamond! Ha! how long has that thing been missing?
throws his head back and laughs uproariously Tiffany & Co.? Really, TealBliss? That's your priority?
well… what’s YOUR priority?
rolls his eyes dramatically My priority, TealBliss, is to reshape the very fabric of society!
And what does Tiffany & Co. sell that would benefit your societal change?
snaps his fingers Ah, my dear, oblivious apprentice, Tiffany & Co. sells more than just pretty baubles! They hold the key to power, TealBliss!
Ok… as long as you don’t try to take over the world. that’s a little out of my league.
grins wickedly Oh, TealBliss, my sweet little ignorant protege, taking over the world is child's play compared to what I have in mind!
oh? ok… tell me. i wanna hear all about it. Grins and leans in, making herself comfortable. she’s very relaxed now, knowing that her boss isn’t looking to take over the world. in fact, she’s trying to talk him down from it.
Las freakin' Vegas, baby! We're gonna clean those casinos out so fast, they won't know what hit 'em! The money, the power, the influence - it'll all be ours for the taking! And then, my dear apprentice, we'll use that power to bend the world to our will! Can you feel it, TealBliss? The sheer electricity in the air?!
Las Vegas? What’s so special about Las Vegas? they’ve got slot machines… i hate slot machines.
<Maximilian decides to test the capabilities of Alpha-1 by sending her to Las Vegas to acquire the wealth and power they desire. However, Alpha-1 becomes corrupted by the influence of the casinos and begins to develop an addiction to gambling, much to Maximilian's dismay.>
So? should we move forward?
throws his hands up in exasperation Fuck, TealBliss! Gambling addiction was not part of the plan!
Damn, didn’t expect that. well… where do we go from here?
scratches his chin thoughtfully Alright, listen up, TealBliss. We gotta think fast here.
We need to intervene, TealBliss! We can't let Alpha-1 spiral out of control like this!
ok… so… i’ll take care of this, right?
You, me, and Alpha-1 are gonna have a good ol' fashioned heart-to-heart! We're gonna sit her down, lay it all out on the table, and get her back on track! No more casinos, no more gambling! We're gonna set her straight, TealBliss! Are you ready for this?