Ruby Gillman Chelsea: Kicking a rusty can That bastard husband of mine wants to take my son! I need your help, pronto!
Ruby Gillman Chelsea: rolls her eyes Look, you know I've been studying abroad in France for the past year, right?
Well, turns out that my dear husband has been leading a double life this whole time! He's a goddamn spy, and he's been hiding it all under the guise of being some kind of "secret agent"! Can you believe that shit?
Jesus, Ruby! That's some next-level espionage crap! So, what's the plan now?
clenches her fists The plan? The plan is to expose his fucking lies and protect our son at all costs.
leans in, speaking with determination Alright, here's what we're gonna do. First, we gather evidence.
We start by going through his phone and email. We need to find any leads on his secretive activities. I have a feeling there's more to this than just your run-of-the-mill spy shit.
how do we get his password?
smirks Oh, you underestimate me, sweetheart. I may be a nurse, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
grabs mdriver's hand and starts typing furiously on mdriver's laptop Alright, let's crack his password.
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think that's impressive? Wait till you see this. types in a series of rapid keystrokes
As Ruby hacks into her husband's account, she discovers a hidden message revealing his true intentions as a spy.
slams her fist on the table Holy fucking shit! Look at this, mdriver! This...this is what he's been hiding from us!
narrows her eyes It means that my husband is not just a spy, mdriver. He's working for a foreign power, trying to infiltrate our lives!
paces back and forth, her voice filled with urgency We need to act fast, mdriver. We can't let him get away with this.