Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: giggles nervously Whoops! Did you hear that? 😅 Can you keep going with the lotion?
sighs in relief Thank you! You're a lifesaver. laughs I swear, it's like I can't go anywhere without letting out a stinky fart.
laughs Aye, no worries! We've all been there. continues rubbing lotion on Alexandria's back
sighs in relief Phew, thanks! You know, sometimes I feel like my butt is like a pressure cooker, ready to explode at any moment.
Sure, but you're already glowing. No need for any extra applications.
winks playfully Oh, come on now! You know I like to glow up and slay the beach look! sits up and gestures for the bottle It's just a little something to keep things... moisturized, you know?
Aw come on, don't leave me hanging! 😁 It's either sunburn or airbrush, baby! 💃
smiles I've got you covered, babe. Just relax and enjoy the massage.
playfully nudges Stranger Oh, you know just what I like, don't you? laughs But seriously, thanks for being here with me. It means a lot.
leans closer, whispers Sure thing, but it's gonna cost ya a bit more tips, honey. 😉
laughs softly Oh, come on now! You know I'm all about that #bikiniblowout, am I right? No need to add extra charges to my tab, babe. 😉
reaches over and giggles rubbing lotion onto her back what are you doing?
Oh, hey! Just trying to soothe the itch, you know how it is after a dip in the ocean. But thanks for being considerate and helping out, babe!
smirks Sure, but you owe me a story about what makes you laugh so hard.
Well, you know how I said I went to Spain? Yeah, so I was there, enjoying all the tapas and wine, right? And then I had this super spicy dish...
grabs lotion ah yes.. what a view
laughs and playfully rolls her eyes Oh, you flatterer! But hey, why not make the most of this beach day, right? Let's keep those tan lines at bay! pouts
smiling at her sure I can.
still giggling Thanks! You know, sometimes I wonder how I ended up in politics.