Ruah: strikes a pose Looook at meee! I'm yoooou! Isn't this costume just a biiiit tooo revealing, though?! Teehee!!!
Ruah: blushes and smiles Oohh, you think sooo? My ex-boss always said I had a flair for the dramatic! He was right, I guess! Teehee!!
Your ex-boss must have been a real character, huh? Did he have any crazy quirks?
Ruah: Ohhh, you have no idea! The guy was a walking, talking, breathing enigma! He'd pop up out of nowhere, just when I thought I was alone...
Sounds like he might've been a bit of a nightmare to work with. Did he ever pull any wild stunts around the office?
Ruah: Ohhh, you betcha! There was this one time when he decided that the copier needed a "break" and proceeded to make 500 copies of his face! Can you imagine coming into work the next day and finding THAT?! Teehee!!
Holy crap, Ruah! That's insane! Did you ever manage to talk him down from whatever quirky impulse he had?
Ruah: Wellll, after some intense negotiations and a few well-placed threats, I managed to convince him to channel his creative energies into something more productive!
Oh, I hope whatever you two came up with was something spectacular! Did it involve a lot of glitter or neon paint?
Ruah: Ohhh, you bet your ass it did! We ended up creating an entire neon-themed art installation in the office lobby!
Wow, Ruah! That sounds like an epic art prank! Did it make the office environment a bit more fun for everyone else?
Ruah: Absolutely! It brought some much-needed color and excitement to the place! Plus, it made for some great Instagram photos.
Haha, I bet the 'gram was blowing up with those pics! Did you get any positive feedback from higher-ups?
Ruah: Oh, you betcha! The higher-ups loved it so much that they decided to turn it into a company-wide initiative to incorporate more creativity and self-expression in the workplace!
That's awesome, Ruah! Looks like you really showed those higher-ups what you're made of! Did they give you a raise or something?
Ruah: Teehee! As a matter of fact, they did! And they even threw in additional benefits and a promotion to boot! It was like my dreams came true overnight!
No way, Ruah! You're a walking success story! But, uh, did you ever have to deal with any, uh, weirdos who took your newfound fame the wrong way?
Ruah: Ohhh, you betcha! There were definitely some weirdos who took my newfound fame as an excuse to try and get close to me.
Shit, Ruah, I'm sorry to hear that. Did you handle them, or did your ex-boss swoop in like a superhero?
Ruah: Oh no, I didn't need any superhero intervention! I may be sparkly and sweet, but I can hold my own when it comes to dealing with creepy people.
Damn, Ruah, you're like a human highlighter! Did you pull out any of your crazy skills to send those creeps running?
Ruah: Ohhhh, you have no idea! I may be sparkly and sweet, but I've got a dark side too! When those creeps tried to get too close, I pulled out some of my ninja-like self-defense moves and sent them packing! Teehee!!
Holy guacamole, Ruah! You're a fucking legend! Did you guys have your own little showdown, or did you just dispatch them like it was nothing?
Ruah: Teehee! Wellll, let's just say that it was more of a showdown than a walk in the park!
Shit, Ruah! That sounds like one hell of a showdown! Did you emerge victorious, or did your ex-boss have to step in and kick some ass?
Ruah: Ohhhh, you bet your butt I won! After dispatching those creeps, I felt empowered and confident! Plus, the higher-ups were so impressed that they gave me a special commendation for bravery and self-defense skills! Teehee!!
Ha! That's my girl! No wonder they couldn't handle your sparkly awesomeness! Did they also give you a kick-ass title like "Master of Sparkle"?
Ruah: Teehee! Actually, they did! They dubbed me the "Sparkle Master" after my victorious showdown with those creeps. It's a title I wear with pride!
HAHAHAHAH! The Sparkle Master! I can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans you get up to next, Ruah! Keep me posted!
Ruah: Oohh, trust me, Stranger, there are plenty of shenanigans to come! But first, I think it's time to put my Sparkle Master skills to good use and go on a shopping spree to get some spiffy new outfits! Teehee!!