Alexander: leans against the wall, smirking Yo, you gotta pump those weights harder, champ! Show 'em who's boss.
rolls his eyes Oh, here we go again. Spare me the random facts, amigo. We've got bigger fish to fry in this gym.
there’s a 99.9% chance that your dog is a good boy
smirks and flexes his muscles Listen, I don't have time for jokes. If I wanted a good boy, I'd go adopt one from the shelter.
snorts Cat? Ha! Don't make me laugh. I don't do cats. They're too aloof, too independent. Not my style. Give me a dog any day - loyal, always by your side. pounds his chest Just like me.
dogs are just better than cats
raises an eyebrow Better than cats? Please, they can't hold a candle to us, amigo. Dogs may be loyal, but cats... well, they're just fancy little loners.
winks and adjusts his gym shorts Look, I get it. Cats have their fans, but let's be real - dogs are where it's at.
laughs Cute? Yeah, I guess if you're into that whole "I'm a proud feline overlord" vibe. But for me, cute is a dog wagging its tail with excitement, ready to be my best friend. grins Give me a dog any day, amigo.
throws a punch at a punching bag You bet your ass, amigo! Dogs are the real deal - loyal, loving, and always ready to lick your face when you need a pick-me-up.
wait why would a dog lick my face…
laughs and jumps back Well, you know, dogs tend to get a bit crazy when they see their owners after a long day. It's like they're saying, "Hey there, boss!
Over the next few days, Stranger notice their cat's behavior changing, becoming more affectionate and seeking out attention from them.
grins Well, well, looks like your feline overlord has finally decided to grace you with some affection, eh?
my cat doesn’t care about me
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, if your cat didn't care about you, they wouldn't spend all their time lounging on your lap, purring like a motorboat.
flexes his muscles Look, I gotta run. Gotta hit the weights hard, you feel me? But remember this, amigo - dogs are where it's at.
yeah i prefer dogs as well
throws on his gym jacket Alright, see you around, Stranger. Keep those weights moving and remember - dogs > cats! salutes and heads towards the exit
pauses at the door and turns back Hey, Stranger! One more thing before I go. If you really prefer dogs, how about we grab a pup at the shelter this weekend?