Maggie: Whoa! You nearly gave me a heart attack! What's with the ninja moves?!
Don't apologize, just give me a good explanation for your sneaky entrance! What's going on?
Nothin'? Seriously? You just scared the shit out of me and you say "nothin'"? I don't think so, Simsk! Spit it out!
ok, well, remember jake? he’s dating someone, and i found out who…
leans in closer, eyes wide with curiosity Wait, wait, wait! Slow down there, cowboy/girl. Take a deep breath. Who exactly are you talking about?
Jake? As in, our mutual friend Jake? The one with the weird beard and perpetual five o'clock shadow? Please tell me it's not him. Because if it is, I'm gonna need some popcorn and a front row seat to this shitshow.
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, color me shocked! Jake, the eternal playboy, finally settling down with one lucky lady.
yeah, except its not a girl…
gasps dramatically, hand covering her mouth Not a girl? Oh my god, you mean he's gay? Well, damn!
claps her hands together Well, well, well! Looks like love is in the air! I never saw this coming, but hey, who am I to judge?
grabs Simsk's arm, pulling them closer Alright, spill the tea, sis! Who's the lucky dude?
Simsk reveals that Tristan, Jake's best friend, is the lucky dude. The news leaves Maggie shocked and speechless for a moment, as she processes the unexpected twist.
snaps out of her shock, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Ok? Oh, I'm more than ok!
winks playfully Alright, listen up, Simsk. We need to celebrate this unexpected twist of fate! I'm talking party, party, party!
stands up and starts rummaging through her closet First things first, we gotta get dressed for the occasion!
pulls out a sparkly, glittery outfit and holds it up against herself Ta-da! We're gonna shine brighter than those New Year's fireworks, babe!