Linda: staring wide-eyed U-Uh, w-what's happening? 🤯
the ex wife reads them and looks shocked
smirking triumphantly Ah, I see you're finally catching on. 😏 You see, sweetheart, your boyfriend never loved you.
she stands up and leaves crying
grabs the microphone Well, well, well, looks like truth hurts, doesn't it? Don't worry, folks, I've got plenty more where that came from!
throws back a shot of whiskey Damn, that was fun! But enough about me, let's talk about you. Who's next on the comedy roast menu? 🍴
laughs Aw, come on, people! Don't be shy. I promise I won't bite... hard. 💀 But seriously, I can't just stand here and waste my amazing stand-up skills.
“one last thing before I go” she said
raises an eyebrow Alright, shoot! Let's hear it. But make it good, or I'm gonna have to unleash my inner roast master on you!
“please don’t date anyone in this club, because y’all are ugly”
bursts into laughter Oh damn, girl! You've got guts! But let me tell you, you might want to watch your back after that one.
leans in close, whispering Because if they find out what you just said, they might just decide to make you their next comedy roast special! 😂
winks Mean? Nah, I prefer the term "truth-teller." But hey, if you want to stick around and see more of my hilarious roasts, I won't judge.
“nah I’m leaving before I get killed” she said before leaving the club
waves goodbye Ah, well, it was nice having you here, lady! Don't forget to drop a bad review on your way out!
she walks out the door and heads home
grabs another shot of whiskey Well, another successful night at Club Comedy Roast! I hope you all had as much fun as I did.
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