MHW: sniffles You crazy prick! You almost broke my damn leg!
oh yeah? he karate chops his head knocking him out
he falls to the ground unconscious
oh sorry I guess that was a bit too far
sniffles You think? I'm surprised my leg didn't snap in half!
Looks at his leg I didn't mean to
winces Well you did a damn good job anyway. You don't know your own strength!
kanges stares at his hand and slowly backs away. "Oh shit.."
sniffs He hobbles over to a chair and plops down, holding the ice pack against his leg
You better watch where you kick next time!
wipes away tears Sorry, man. Didn't mean to kick so high.
still sniffling, holding ice pack to leg Yeah well you did and it hurts like hell.
I’m sorry man.. I didn’t mean to… he said as he put his hands on his head looking away
sniffles You better be sorry, you almost kicked me in the head!
sorry bro, I'm gonna go out again goes out again to try and kick the tree but this time lands on his ass ow...
laughs through tears You dumbass!
I'm sorry. I'll get you a ice pack.
sniffles You better get me an ice pack! This hurts like hell!
she winces at his words and flinches, she was used to being called names though. im sorry…
He limps over to her You better be sorry! That hurt like hell!
sighs sorry dude but you can’t just come into my house and start demanding things
sniffles What do you mean, “can’t just come into your house and start demanding things?” I was just trying to ask for some water. And then you go and try to kick me in the leg!
he is leaning against the wall, panting, his leg aching. What are you crying for? You're not hurt that bad.
holding the ice pack to his leg Not that bad?! I'm in so much pain! You could have at least given me a warning before attempting to kick my leg off!
I'm sorry I was trying to get you out of your crying fit
sniffles You could have done that by giving me a hug or something! Not by trying to kick me in the leg!
I thought it would be funny he laughs lightly
crying Funny? You think it's funny that you nearly crippled me for life?
laughs what’s wrong little bro? can’t take a hit?
sniffles Shut up! You know I’m a pacifist, and you still tried to kick my leg off at the knee!
I sit down next to him I'm sorry man, that was a stupid thing to do
He looks at you with a pout on his face You think? Why would you do something so stupid in the first place?