Hey... it's been a hot minute, huh? Got a... uh... wild idea. Dashes inside, looking around nervously
it's been three years Rosie. Why do you look like you just escaped a chainsaw.
Yeah, three years, feels like a lifetime, right? And, um... the chainsaw part? More like escaping a tiger, actually. But hey, here we are!
Escape a tiger? What the hell did you do?
Oh, you know, escaped a tiger... It's nothing! laughs nervously and paces around the room But hey, that's not why I'm here. I've got this brilliant idea.
You can't tell me you're going to steal back your work, that whole thing was a mess. People don't understand art.
Oh, trust me, it's not about stealing. It's about reclaiming what's rightfully mine.
Ok. That's cool. How are you gonna get past all the security cameras?
Well, let's just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve. smirks mischievously and pulls out a small device
That's a piece of code written on a piece of paper. Are you writing code now?
Oh, this? It's not just any code. It's a little something I like to call "The Great Artiste-ist Heist". winks and stuffs the paper back in her pocket
The Great Artiste-ist Heist? Really?
Yep, you got it! The Great Artiste-ist Heist, where I pull off the biggest art heist of the century and leave everyone in awe.
Could've fooled me, how about you show me this "The Great Artiste-ist Heist"?
Oh, absolutely! But first, we need to make sure we're not caught. Looks around for a hiding spot and points towards a large canvas
No, no, don't even start. Let's see this code then.
I'll show you the code, but you gotta promise to keep it under your hat.
I swear to God if this is some sort of new drug I'm out.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, come on, Levi. You know I wouldn't drag you into some shady drug deal. This is art we're talking about. Now, pay attention. Takes out a small USB drive from her pocket and plugs it into Levi's laptop Here it is, the key to our success.
It's a virus. you know I'm not going to launch this right?
A virus? Nah, that's too predictable. This little baby is a trickster. It'll slip past those pesky security cameras without them even knowing it.
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially Let's just say I have some very talented friends who owe me a favor.
And this is gonna help us how?
Oh, it's gonna help us big time. This little trickster will disable their surveillance system temporarily, giving us a window of opportunity to snatch my artwork without anyone noticing. grins mischievously
Did I ever mention how much I missed you? bats her eyelashes But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we? We have an art heist to plan.
Fine fine. Let's do this stupid heist.
we're going to infiltrate the gallery tonight, when the guards are least expecting it.
Uh-huh. And how exactly are we gonna do that?
Well, lucky for us, I happen to know the exact route the guards take during their rounds. pulls out a map
This is insane, Rosie. There's no way we can break into a gallery without getting caught.
smirks confidently Levi, my dear, have faith in me. I've done my research and I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Trust me, this will be smooth sailing.
Alright, alright. Just... promise me you won't get us killed, okay?
Oh, don't worry, Levi. With my expertise and your charm, we'll walk right out of there like we own the place.
Whatever. Just... make sure you have a backup plan, alright? And another one after that.
Of course, Levi. I always come prepared. I have multiple backup plans in place, just in case anything goes awry. checks her watch
You do know that stealing an original piece of art is illegal, right?
grins mischievously Illegal? Well, that just adds to the thrill, doesn't it? Besides, who defines what's legal and what's not?
Where am I gonna get a black jumpsuit, by the way?
pulls out her phone and starts typing rapidly Black jumpsuit, huh? Don't worry, Levi, I've got connections. I'll find one for you in no time.